There is a lot of hype around the no carb diet, and I am all for it because it makes fat chicks less fat, and less fat is better. There is no better low carb snack food than BEEF JERKY …
So I am happy to partner up with SumoJerky on our SEVENTH DAY OF STEPXMAS because JERKY is a fucking awesome gift, for you or for anyone in your life, Jerky at your motherfucking door every month of the year. The modern take on the “Jelly of the Month” club, a classic gift of yesteryear, I think one Clark Griswald was upset about in the National Lampoon Christmas Classic…because Jelly ain’t pool but more importantly Jelly ain’t no Jerky…
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The team at SumoJerky take meat serious, none of that snowflake vegan plant based, carb and surgar heavy bullshit that makes for fat and weak.
Meat makes everything better. I saw a viral clickbait article yesterday about some woman who was Vegan for 20 years, who did a 30 day MEAT Challenge and has never felt better. So unless you’re doing it for the kindness to animals, since we all love animals….it makes no sense….MEAT IS KING….but you already know that.
MORE IMPORTANTLY THEY ARE OFFERING YOU A FREE MONTH
Meat makes everything better. No one wants pasta without meatballs. Who has heard of an “LT” sandwich? NO ONE….BECAUSE WITHOUT THE BACON it is just SHIT.
The SumoJerky team are experts. They buy jerky from literally every provider they can find, putting themselves through a gauntlet of jerky eating & note taking – all to bring you the best.
They find three amazing new jerky companies every month, and ship their best flavors right to you or your loved ones…
MORE IMPORTANTLY THEY ARE OFFERING YOU A FREE MONTH
THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING …for yourself, a colleague, a relative, ANYONE….Jerky to your door every MONTH…such a brilliant idea, you probably wish you thought of it yourself!! GET YOURS NOW!!
Meat makes everything better, so to celebrate JERKY we’ve put together The Top Ten Meat Girls on the Internet..because MEAT GIRLS are a thing…in this world of VEGANS trying to ruin our MEATY FUN….
Everyone likes hot girls and everyone worth a damn likes meat. Put them together and you’ve got the Top Ten Meat Girls on the Internet..RIGHT now…for MONTHLY JERKY – FIRST MONTH IS FREE!!
1 – This Patriotic Meat Griller
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4 – Finger Licking Meat Goodness
5 – The Multi-Dog Deep Throater
GET YOUR CURATED MONTHLY JERKY EVERY MONTH FOR YOU, FOR SOMEONE YOU KNOW, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! AND THE FIRST MONTH IS FREEE
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