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This girl on Instagram posted the best mental breakdown images ever.

Here is her caption:

“Was in the longest deepest depressive episode in my life.
Feel much better.
Will stay in Tokyo for a while.
Tried to control myself from panic attack but instead had hyperventilation when I was alone in my home and didn’t know who to call for help.
I’ve been thinking probably in another dimension I already bye byed and this present version of me actually is not the same me. This is another dimension~ 
Depressive episode will always come back (especially the season changing, it’s too scary) and it’s a truth that I already accepted, don’t know when is the next time, and I believed the one I just overcame must not be the most serious one. Even just think about this makes me feel tired. But there’s nothing I can do.
I always feel grateful that I can walk on the street like normal people. 
And it always comes back when I almost forgot how precious it is being functional like a normal human. 
And I haven’t felt this peaceful for months.”

I guess this is evidence that social media is good for people’s souls. Everyone lost, trying to find angles, talking craziness about not knowing what is real or not, because they live in a fucking screen, getting naked for attention, going viral and now an expert or lifestyle influencer for all to get great life tips and tricks from…the dark instagram artist stripped down eating plane toilet paper for shock value…when if she was really a depressive..she wouldn’t be doing performance art, she’d off her useless, nippleless self…but they never do…they just keep up this ridiculousness and we watch cuz the no nipple thing is a new fetish since seeing those ANGELINA JOLIE PICS the other day…right.

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Two garbage sex workers from instagram, who are making a shit ton of money with their instagram, because they push their pervert dude fans to their patreon, where they release exclusive nude content for them, cuz guys are fucking idiots and figure throwing 15 dollars a month to some ugly gutter shit woman is a good thing to do, what’s 15 dollars a month, it makes them feel charitable, while making this garbage rich…went to the MLB finals to flash tits for attention…

A shameless stunt that went kind of viral and that they are fucking loving…but that should have got them arrested because they are whores…not feminist activists using a platform for their cause…they are girls who want to be rewarded for being sluts…and are faking the whole feminist thing…and I hate it but also think it’s funny that the media pick up on this shit…so a win for them and their bullshit fake titty magazine.

They should make an example out of then and take away her social media for selling sex and pretending it is feminsm, but at the same time all girls are doing this, these ones are just doing it better and it really required zero effort…I’m sure a sugar daddy paid for their tickets to the game to begin with…they just had to show up….

Not to mention, they know the feminist thing is just a loophole, or solid excuse to so they can flash for clout so you can get more subscribers to their porn site. Sex workers are more crafty than they used to be…

I hate this shit, but I have issues with one of the sluts who came at me with lawyers when I did a post on her prostitute ass….so they remain nameless…but flashing in pro sports is news worhty to me….

As is betting on pro sports …which is far more rewarding…

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