Angelina Jolie Nudity of the Day

2019

Nov

These aren’t even Angelina Jolie’s tits because she cut them off to avoid cancer….

I guess she has a will to live. Maybe it is to bring us such epic hits like (insert any Angelina Jolie Movie Here – they all suck”. Maybe it is for all her kids to have a mom cuz their dad builds shitty charity homes in Lousiana so he clearly can’t be trusted. Maybe it is for all the hard work she’s done for the UN as their ambassador – saving the world….without the use of her tits….Maybe it is because she’s gone to therapy and realized how valuable life is and how beautiful it is and how shitty dying of titty cancer is…or any cancer for that matter…big pharma trying to keep the cure from the population because they make more money when people are sick.

What it comes down to is that she’s old and already made all the money she needs to make with the tits…tits don’t matter when you’re old…they just get in the way and make you look fat…so what the fuck ever….no need for tits….it’s just a question of whether they took her nipples too. They often do…

I am sure there is plenty of useless quotes and info about her life being spun out of the article these pics are from (Harper’s Bazaar maybe) But you won’t find them here! I am committed to giving you useless articles daily.