I remember a tragic time in Angelina Jolie’s life, before she was officially a dinosaur, where she decided to chop off her tits because she tested positive for a gene that determined she was probably going to get breast cancer, so she decided to take preemptive measures of cutting off her fucking tits like a trans teen with a dream, to avoid that possible cancer…
It’s like do the cancer treatment before you get cancer, when the cancer treatment is chopping off the tits….
No wonder Brad Pitt is rumored to have been abusive to her, it’s like BITCH…you cut off YOUR tits…which is 90 percent of the reason he joined her United Nations family of weirdness.
I figure, probably best to cut the tits off once the cancer comes up, because shortening the life of a set of tits is just evil….but we already knew JOLIE was evil…
Apparently, she’s still got tits, so her cutting off her tits for cancer, was probably GETTING NEW IMPLANTS but with more dramatics to get the sympathy of all as they mourned her tits like they mourned their granny’s death…because Jolie is old and so were her tits, just LESS old than her…because implants.
They say this is for Vogue Mexico, which may be bootleg Vogue because it’s Mexican, which would arguably be better than the American version like their Coca Cola because despite the rumors, Mexico is actually a pretty modern and sophisticated country and not some third world wasteland it’s made out to be.
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