These aren’t even Angelina Jolie’s tits because she cut them off to avoid cancer….

I guess she has a will to live. Maybe it is to bring us such epic hits like (insert any Angelina Jolie Movie Here – they all suck”. Maybe it is for all her kids to have a mom cuz their dad builds shitty charity homes in Lousiana so he clearly can’t be trusted. Maybe it is for all the hard work she’s done for the UN as their ambassador – saving the world….without the use of her tits….Maybe it is because she’s gone to therapy and realized how valuable life is and how beautiful it is and how shitty dying of titty cancer is…or any cancer for that matter…big pharma trying to keep the cure from the population because they make more money when people are sick.

What it comes down to is that she’s old and already made all the money she needs to make with the tits…tits don’t matter when you’re old…they just get in the way and make you look fat…so what the fuck ever….no need for tits….it’s just a question of whether they took her nipples too. They often do…

I am sure there is plenty of useless quotes and info about her life being spun out of the article these pics are from (Harper’s Bazaar maybe) But you won’t find them here! I am committed to giving you useless articles daily.

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Angelina Jolie brought out her chopped off granny tits in some magazine, because I guess she was craving attention, or is promoting some shit, whether it is a movie, or her politics…who cares…she’s naked in a tub full of milky water that automatically makes me think that maybe something of hers is leaking something weird out of her well traveled cunt. Maybe something she caught eating bush meat in whatever United Nations country she abducted her kids from…

Or it could just be creative direction from the photoshoot, you know cuz they can’t have her sprawled mom cunt on the cover, and since she’s cut off her tits, this is the best thing to do…dirty bath water…a fetish to all the wrong fucking people….who I’ve met..and would would drink this water if they could order it off the internet…

All this to say – boring.

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Angelina Jolie is about 300 years old. The longest running “Hot Chick from Movies” besides Jane Fonda…the dark and mysterious slutty cokehead rich kid turned tits in movies that everyone wanted to titty fuck before she robbed Brad Pitt from Jen Aniston…to create a fucking farm of children, a school bus full of children….and you all fucking know who she is…

A few years ago, she tested positive for the TITTY Cancer gene, so instead of dealing with Titty cancer she pre-emptively cut off her tit like other celebs before her…and for some reason – she still gets hard nipples…despite not having nipples as part of cutting off your tits is losing the nipple…I guess it’s some rich person reconstructive surgery that get a corpse nipple grafted onto her fake tit…or maybe it’s just some nipple insert under the skin..either way…they turn dudes into chicks now, a little fake tit is easy….

So despite cutting off the tit…she’s still got a tit. Fascinating. Modern science. Show us the scars.

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"You want to share a spider?" – Angelina Jolie cooks bugs in Cambodia ????https://t.co/5mSi3VNErT pic.twitter.com/OZ12DjpyJD

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) February 20, 2017

I would feel inadequate as a blogger, something I hate admitting that I do….but this is a blog…if I didn’t post this Angelina Jolie eating a Tarantula that I saw yesterday… HERE ….and ignored…

I realize that I am from the Angelina Jolie era and the last 3 people reading the site would care about this…it’s not that hot…I prefer her heroin addict leaked videos and tits before they were cut off..

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I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father…

The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business…

So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child…

But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much.

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