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2017

23

Feb

Angelina Jolie Gets Advertising Work of the Day

Angelina Jolie is recently single and apparently like all divorcees is getting herself back out there…slutting out….by pulling brand deals to pay for her legal team…because she doesn’t already have more money than god, while thinking she’s god, as she goes through african and asian villages surrounded by children she’s acquired and little singing birds chirping as bunnies hop along her saintly side…almost forgetting she was a heroin addict fucking damaged rich kid before becoming the dark and mysterious tits everyone….wanted to fuck and breed with…especially Brad Pitt….who left Aniston for her pussy….something I am sure he regrets now that her EVIL is targeting him in their custody battles…

I just think there’s a weird contrast between faking being a UN Ambassador and pulling brand deals…it just doesn’t make sense to me…but keeping her darkly lit does…since BITCH is old…

She doesn’t look photoshopped at all..

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