The big news today that tits that Angelina Jolie removed….weren’t just her tits but also Brad Pitt, as she officially filed divorce…

She gave him her prime years…and her tits…after she robbed him from Jennifer Aniston, who is probably loving every second of this, sitting on her Smart Water empire shaking her fists saying “I knew this day would come”…as the rest of the world cries because they were marketed as the hottest, most desirable, couple in the Hollywood industry…with all their babies…

But people forget that Angelina is a fucked up, drug addicted, narcissist weirdo with no tits, who has daddy issues and is probably the worst person to be around…because she thinks she’s so hot…even as she pushes 50…

While Brad Pitt is a homosexual…reported by many people…dude loves dick as most actors do…

And I guess the real question is when is Shiloh going to be sold to the entertainment industry…taking butt shots for instagram to fill her fucked up void that is growing up as a spoiled, entitled Pitt-Jolie…let’s hope this divorce fucks all those kids up more than they already are fucked up – so that I have content in 10 years when they are 20…

Here are Angelina – throwback tits she got surgically removed to celebrate her filing for divorce…

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