I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father…

The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business…

So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child…

But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much.

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