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2019

23

Aug

If You Don’t Believe the CBD Hype You are an INCEL of the Day

I am not a scientist, so I can’t answer your scientific questions, you nerd fuck.

I can just say that CBD has made my life substantially better, whether it’s all in my drunk retard head, or if it’s actual fact, doesn’t make a difference to me, as long as I feel better.

I am old and broken from years of abuse, even writing this site everyday, as useless as it may be in the grand scheme of things, has destroyed my fucking hands. They ache. It’s technically your fault for me updating this site all fucking day every fucking day…

I got other issues, that we won’t get into, but I am a CBD OIL advocate, I take it every day, sometimes multiple times a day….

Some of you may be asking What is CBD? That’s ok, it’s not you fault you live under a fucking rock and have no idea what is going on in the world. I don’t expect you to take your life in your hands and say no to bullshit corporate big pharma, when you can get access to a magic potion that makes your life better…..

CBD is different from THC, the psychoactive chemical in cannabis that some people use to get high. CBD doesn’t produce a high, and it’s not addictive. It doesn’t get you “stoned”…which may sound boring, but what’s really boring is that the Government is trying to ruin your fucking life by making it impossible for you to access a product that can make your life better, from something you can grow in your backyard…but that they don’t want you to grow because it can RUIN all their big evil business.

We like to make sure our CBD is of the BEST POSSIBLE quality with the best quality experience….that is why I turn to our friends at BLACK TIE CBD

They have a HUGE fucking selection….

1- SMOKEABLES

Roll that shit, light that shit, SMOKE IT….or get yourself a VAPE….either way, you can SMOKE CBD and it has all the benefits of CBD

2- EDIBLES

Eat that shit, with CBD GUMMIES, Syrups, Honey Sticks, even a Protein bar….they have it all and it works…

3- TINCTURES

This is how I get my CBD, under the tongue with a bunch of drops…and this has worked for me. BIG believer.

4- Topicals

Rub it on pain, injuries, whatever, it should help recovery….I’ve used CBD creams and I like em. You can even jerk off with it, it’ll make your dick grow 7 inches, I can’t guarantee that…but I figure it’s worth trying it out to see if I’m tying to bait you…

I also like that Black Tie CBD is that they give out GOLDEN TICKETS to there customers for a chance to win AWESOME prizes…

It is on some Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Willy Wonka shit…so you can win an AWESOME price by buying some awesome product. If that isn’t win for a loser like you, I don’t know what is….

They are doing a raffle tonight at 6:30 on their YOUTUBE CHANNEL so check it out….

Here’s a video:

What I am trying to say is GET YOUR CBD NOW and if you don’t believe me or the hype it’s pretty easy to do a test for yourself and see if it works for you….that’s my approach…it works for me, it may not work for you, but it works for me, and I only care about myself….


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2019

23

Aug

TOP 25 CHICKS WHO PROBABLY USE CBD of the Day

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2019

09

Aug

Hot Poker Video for Our Friends at Suicide Jacks of the Day

I came across this video of people playing fucking poker and not just any people, hot slutty Russian looking women by well known, hot naked Russian girl photographer and videographer named Alexander Tikhomirov…this dude makes everything fucking sexy…thanks to hot Russian women willing to get naked….and today he’s doing that with poker…a good old fashioned man sport that can bring out everyone’s inner whore fucking cowboy…like it was the wild west up in here….the sexy wild west.

That said, what a great opportunity to remind you of our side partner which is a
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2019

08

Aug

Top 10 Slutty Athletes of the Day

The nice thing about girl athletes is all the testosterone they have from working out, training, and muscle mass that makes for a tight body, not a sloppy body….

I know what you’re thinking, how can testosterone be a good thing, that’s queer…

Or “that’s what those bull dykes take when they want to grow their dicks out of their clits to be as tough as their combat/construction boots make them feel”….

High testosterone from fitness, comes with a fit body, a tight body, and a sex drive…these girls are just always horny and ready to fuck, and often times learn how to fuck at a young age by their creepy coaches who chose a life of training kids….then there is the whole touring and staying in hotels where they get to be naughty with other people they compete with…it becomes like some sort of fit sex club.

So being an athlete, disciplined from training, a personality trait that carries into your ability to ride a cock with ease and without getting out of breath, because your hormones want it, and your body can handle the workout, while your estrogen is too low to get pregnant….makes for a good time…

And apparently, not all female athletes look like Serena Williams or dudes disguised as women to dominate in their sport…

So here’s a solid top 10 hottest athletes right about now…according to me and about 2 minutes of research…

Pervert fucks.

Alica Schmidt – Track & Field
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Alica Schmidt Track and Field

Alisa Diomin – Golf
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Alisa Diomin Golf

Belen Mozo – Golf
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Belen Mozo Golf

Georgia Ellenwood – Track and Field
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Georgia Ellenwood Track and Field

Jacinta Beecher – Track and Field
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Jacinta Beecher Track and Field

Jamie Robbins – Volleyball
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Jamie Robbins Volleyball

Jessica Nelson – Soccer
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Jessica Nelson Soccer

Karin Strametz – Track and Field
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Karin Strametz Track and Field

Rossella Fiamingo – Fencing
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Rossella Fiamingo Fencing

Sara Gailli – Swimming
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Sara Gailli Swimming

Stephanie Rice – Swimming
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Stephanie Rice Swimming

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2019

26

Jul

Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day

Freeze Pipe

Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal…

I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable…

But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be…

It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body…

When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE

Freeze Pipe

Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because;

1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day….

2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine…

3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces.

So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW!

When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!!

Or you can watch this girl to see how its done:

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2019

26

Jul

Insane Magazine Coverage of the Day

Insane Magazine Nudity of the day

Well this is a crazy Magazine Cover of the Day….

I am not going to name who is in these pictures, cuz that will get us googled, found, and hit by lawyers because apparently pics of magazines is copyright infringement when the tits in question belong to a Jonas Brother wife….lots of money to shut a fucker down.

So we’ll just keep these between up….you know since you’re a Game of Thrones queer and seeing titties you’ve been craving to see is a good time. A Friday gift from me to you.

So European…

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2019

23

Jul

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood TIts of the Day

The most hyped up movie of the year that I am sure all of you are excited about…in part because you love Tarantino movies…you love Manson and his sex cult and don’t think he deserved the jail time because he planted the idea in people’s heads but wasn’t actually the one committing the crimes….but more importantly you love Leo and Brad Pitt…so dreamy…but your homosexuality is closeted so instead you fixate on Margot Robbie’s terrible Acting / American Accent / Pregnant tits….all dead….

Here are the people at the premiere….

MAYA HAWKE CUZ HER MOM IS UMA THURMAN WHO TARANTINO CREEPED ON BY PUTTING HER IN ALL HIS MOVIES…

VANESSA HUDGENS WHO I THINK IS PREGNANT WITH ELVIS’ BABY….BASED ON HER FAT UTERUS IN RECENT PICS….BUT NOT TOO PREGNANT FOR PREMIERES…

SYDNEY SWEENEY AND HER MONSTER TITS FROM EUPHORIA IN A DRESS…

SOFIA VERGARA NOT TOO OLD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE….

MARGOT ROBBIE WHO DIES IN THE MOVIE THE WAY WE WANT HER OVERRATED ASS….TO BE…

ADRIANA LIMA IS OLD AS SHIT…

MARGARET QUALLEY

BRITNEY SPEARS…A TIMELESS GODDESS

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2019

22

Jul

Instathot of the Day

Instathot of the Day

This is what Instagram is..

Think of that when your stock broker tells you to buy shares in it…

Not that you have a stock broker, you’re more the kind of guy who is too broke….because you spend your life looking at nudes on instagram….

Or when Facebook pretends they aren’t a porn site.

Instathot of the Day


Instathot of the Day

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2019

18

Jul

Instathot of the Day

Instathot of the Day

I don’t know her name – but she’s diddling herself on instagram shamelessly, so I’ll assume she’s an influencer, sugar baby, and/or cam girl…because this right here is how you make a mark and get ahead in this scary world of the internet…until you have a mental breakdown and end up realizing you are more than just some sex object doing nude shoots for meaningless likes and follows from perverts who are just there for the tits…you know that lack of substance following you don’t even properly execute or monetize…and that there is more to you and your voice…so you become trans for attention as kids are doing….because trans is taken seriously while tits out in underwear on internet is not.

Instathot of the Day

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2019

18

Jul

Top 10 Twitter Nudity of the Day

TOP 10 TWITTER NUDITY OF THE DAY

Twitter is a publicly traded company, evaluated in the billions.

All the early investors are laughing on their private jets for their part in the scam that they pulled…

But it’s really just a place for people to post up some of their nudes for attention, followers..while being a place for perverts to see the nudes, which gets hits from people excited about tits which gets people excited about hits strategic in doing business deals that make it worth billions.

All this to say, the real idiot in all this is me.

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TOP 10 TWITTER NUDITY OF THE DAY

TOP 10 TWITTER NUDITY OF THE DAY

TOP 10 TWITTER NUDITY OF THE DAY

TOP 10 TWITTER NUDITY OF THE DAY

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