Here is part 2 to that Towel series because why not….

If you missed part one, google it….or I could link it…but fuck that…I do enough work around here…

I wrote:

I didn’t re-read what I wrote, that’s not my thing, but here are more of his pics to celebrate fashion perversion.

Dua Lipa

Emma Roberts

Frederikke Sofie

Georgia May Jagger

Hailey Baldwin

Hailey Clauson

Imaan Hammam

Irina Shayk

Jessica Hart

Lindsey Wixon

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Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off..

Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there…

He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever.

We’ve posted them over the years as they come up but we’ve decided to release them over a few posts if we remember because why not.

Alexa Chung

Amanda Seyfried

Ann Ewers

Barbara Palvin

Bella Thorne

Bianca Balti

Cami Morrone

Candice Swanepoel

Cindy Crawford

Doutzen Kroes

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Sluts love fashion….so any fashion event they can go to….they go to with as much eagerness to make a statement as possible…so they get noticed….this is them doing their best trying to look their best….so if they look like shit imagine when they aren’t professionally put together with stronger GLAM team than your average bride on her wedding day, all lies.

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It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.

Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….

This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.

We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.

Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…

That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….

Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )

Isla Fisher

Christina Applegate

Emilia Clarke

Heidi Klum

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Malin Akerman

Jenny McCarthy

Mandy Moore

Kelly Osbourne

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Marisa Tomei

Padma Lakshmi

Sophie Turner

Sydney Sweeney

Taraji P Henson

Zendaya

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The Emmy Awards Happened. I had no idea. I don’t know who was nominated or who won. You can always google that shit and figure it out on you own. As much as I’d like to be a useful resource with exclusive journalistic and editorial coverage of dumb shit other people are covering, I am only interested, and BARELY interested at that, in the tits….because the internet has an endless supply of tit and this whole celebrity thing is pretty obsolete…at least on a titty level….and TOTALLY obsolete on an award level because this isn’t given out to deserving people, what they are being awarded is totally subjective and does nothing good for the world…not to mention it can be bought…so it’s just a massive jerk off pissing contest for people who scam you and get paid heavy for it….

So here are the tits that were there….

Tinashe more like Who the Hell Is a She with the tits out…

Sydney Sweeney sadly hiding her massive tits..

Sarah Shahi…who..?

Olivia Munn..has absolutely no business here expect to suck media dick…

Kim Kardashian and her plastic face…

Diane Guerrero with the tits pushed up…

Allie Marie Evans whoever the hell that is, with a bit of nipple action…

Nicole Scherzinger always brings the tits…

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The biggest event in the history of events that happen at New York Fashion Week was the Rihanna Fenty Collection….because she’s got a big draw being RIHANNA…the human trafficked teen from Barbados with little to no talent who no one is mad was human trafficked because they fucking love the song UMBRELLA….

Everyone in the world is a groupie fuck who buys into all that bullshit….and women with any level of celebrity are especially extreme groupie fucks…all keen to find more hype to their own celebrity…by associating with actual stars that were created in an office…LIKE RIHANNA…

These are those sluts.

Shanina Shaik in some see through shit…

Toni Garn not that hot…

Normani looking like she’s on the set of HUSTLERS that lame new movie that is glorifying hoot rat behaviour and prostitution…

Halsey putting on the black face showing off her bolt ons…

Hailee Steinfeld looking kinda grown…

GIGI Hadid with some nipple action in the see through top…

Chanel Iman all pregnant and shit..

Cara Delevingne being gay…

Ashley Benson also being gay…

Bella Hadid Rat Faced and Ready to munch some cheese trays..

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