Miranda Kerr is the Australian 40 year old model from the early 2000s because she’s old as shit…who worked for Victoria’s Secret as one of their main imports outside of the Brazilians.

She was also the subject to the ONLY exclusive this site ever had because I knew a bitter ex employee if hers who had the scoop. The exclusive was that she fucked Bieber after the VS show…I don’t know if anyone would have cared, but her marriage to Orlando Bloom fell apart, she went onto date some older pervert billionaires who I think even had a physical fight over her, before landing on Snapchat Billionaire, who was younger and probably easier to work than the more seasoned Billionaires….almost like she was a professional girlfriend to billionaires…I think they have a name for that.

She’s gone onto have 3 kids with this Snapchat dude, along with 1 kid with Orlando Bloom and like other billionaire wives she’s doing some Philanthropy…

Her philanthropy is in the form of giving the feet pics out to the feet freaks for free….rather than charging for them because her life too a different course than the models out there holding on as hard as they can through their OnlyFans…

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It’s interesting that Billionaire COCK smoker, who always makes sure the cock smoking ends up inside her, in the event that it does stick, it’s a guaranteed revenue stream, an insurance policy if you will, that once you know how to play these rich dudes who want Victoria’s Secret model pussy, you can make things REAL fucking lucrative, so that when you come out of the woodwork in a costume, for some Halloween costumes, despite basically being invisible since getting the whole SNAP billionaire nerd…..as tight as you possibly can to show off those long skinny legs..

I would want more out of billionaire costumes, but I guess just because you’re a billionaire, doesn’t mean you need to spend more than 1000 dollars on Halloween, you know keep things on budget so that you have money to pay her out when she eventually tries to take you for all you are worth with the billionaire cum eating pussy of hers…

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Miranda Kerr’s a whore that you don’t hear about all too often, I guess after cheating on Orlando Bloom with Bieber when he was barely 18 at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, a story they tried to spin and twist by putting it on Barbara Palvin, only my degenerate friend, who is now a millionaire because he was able to visualize his future when he was in prison for stabbing someone in a good old fashioned gay-bash, had inside scoop in the Australian in LA scene and told me weeks after it happened, which I posted here, but that no one listened, and only cared when it became a blind item on one of those OTHER more reputable blogs, LOSERS, I can have inside scoop as an outsider who lives in another country than these people, because sometimes people like to expose the whores they know and hate and I’m alway willing to help!

Anyway, she went onto fucking some Billionaire Australian who also fucked Mariah Carey, before realizing he was harder to manage than the nerd who founded SNAPCHAT, you know get a billionaire who is likely a virgin, and make them KNOCK you up when you still have some hype of being a VS model!

So she still exists, she is a billionaire’s wife, well taken care of, co-parenting her previous kid with Katy Perry, so you know she’s demonic, and in today’s picture of her, the legs are SPREAD, which we can call her signature move if you’re a billionaire, but if you’re not paying, that big ol’ pussy gets PAY WALLED with an emoji cock block!

I mean, I wonder what level of camel toe she’s hiding, HOW mUCH FLESH is behind that “sticker”, I’ll never know, but it’s been fun revisiting Miranda Kerr’s pussy for OLD TIMES since she’s OLD!

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Miranda Kerr the sugar baby who gets it…because she approaches life with the simple attitude of “I was in Victoria’s Secret, Millionaires are So Boring, Weak and not actual winners, therefore I deserve the best and thus only date billionaires”….

She did her bottom feeding, probably literally, since actors are weird with Orlando Bloom when she was at her hottest….

An Australian billionaire I once knew told me how she cheated on Bloom with Bieber after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show before that story actually got leaked…it was my first and only EXCLUSIVE….and NO ONE fucking cared…because I am not a serious person, this is not a news site, I just shit post all day….

Then she ended up with a billionaire with a cool fucking yacht, which I guess didn’t work out because there was some billionaire drama there…that may have involved Mariah Carey…so she went for the younger, fresher billionaire who created SNAPCHAT….YOU KNOW because that NERD understood the power of
I only date billionaires…and now that NERD can show you all the amazing things that money can buy when you produce a cultural relevant sexting app that probably saved every nude ever sent and pretended it vanished…a scam, probably, but that’s the whole tech hustle…..and by all the amazing things I mean a still skinny VS model we’ve all forgotten about because she was being BRED for guaranteed child support payments…she’s a pro.

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Here’s some Model Asses from an event since Model Asses is a fetish to those of you into the whole model thing, you know the still into the traditional unrealistic expectations of women, needed to make the normies you have sex with or want to have sex feel insecure about themselves so that they have sex with you, knowing they can’t do better because they are not Model Asses….one of those if everyone had a Model Ass….the only people fucking out there would be people worth 100 million dollars…since Model Asses know their Model Ass worth.

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I actually forgot that Miranda Kerr existed, but when I saw these pics of her laying on a couch, pussy down, ass up, I thought of those girls on reddit who hump pillows because it’s a thing….but also that she was fucking this couch like it was one of her billionaires…you know cuz she’s been knocked up at least once, maybe twice from the Snap founder and billionaire, who likely thought she was the hottest Victoria’s Secret model of her era, so he bought her.

It was a while ago, but when you’re getting fucked into pregnancy from a billionaire, you don’t need to do brand deals, even with brands who created you….you just fuck the billionaire….and now she’s here fucking the couch…as a reminder that she’s won…..I mean he wasn’t even her first billionaire penis and he may not be the last because when you’re in the scene…you don’t interact with non billionaires…it’s an exclusive club they only let SOME women into….if they pass all the billionaire tests…in their billionaire penis scavenger hunt, obstacle course, initiation process.

What I am trying to say is that she’s still looking good, having access to billions of dollars helps that.

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