I actually forgot that Miranda Kerr existed, but when I saw these pics of her laying on a couch, pussy down, ass up, I thought of those girls on reddit who hump pillows because it’s a thing….but also that she was fucking this couch like it was one of her billionaires…you know cuz she’s been knocked up at least once, maybe twice from the Snap founder and billionaire, who likely thought she was the hottest Victoria’s Secret model of her era, so he bought her.

It was a while ago, but when you’re getting fucked into pregnancy from a billionaire, you don’t need to do brand deals, even with brands who created you….you just fuck the billionaire….and now she’s here fucking the couch…as a reminder that she’s won…..I mean he wasn’t even her first billionaire penis and he may not be the last because when you’re in the scene…you don’t interact with non billionaires…it’s an exclusive club they only let SOME women into….if they pass all the billionaire tests…in their billionaire penis scavenger hunt, obstacle course, initiation process.

What I am trying to say is that she’s still looking good, having access to billions of dollars helps that.

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