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2008

22

May

Some Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret cult strikes again with their distracting hot bitches in bikinis that they pretty much own like this dude I know who bough a Russian in some Mail Order bride service. Bitch did everything he told her and it was always funny seeing this tall hot blonde chick holding hands with a short, old fat guy, but she was just happy to be there until he pushed too hard and his posters of war-torn Russia that he would point to everytime she was out of line stopped working, leading to her taking the driving seat and eventually leaving him for some younger, richer dude. I just tell him he’s lucky he got out alive, because anyone from a war-torn country is dangerous and reverts back to survival mode when they really lose it but poor fucker is just broken hearted about it. I guess that just proves you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pussy.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Marisa Miller|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2008

07

May

Miranda Kerr is a Whore of the Day

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Everyone’s talking about Miranda Kerr because she’s all over the fuckin’ place. She’s whored herself to Victoria’s Secret but I guess it’s better than whoring yourself on the street corner. The deal with Victoria’s Secret is that she gets massive exposure as their new face while traveling all over the place for their Fashion Show, Catalog and marketing like with this in-store promotion for their new perfume in exchange for what is probably a couple million dollars a year and that is a better deal than sucking multiple dirty dicks for just enough money to get high to help you live with being a whore, but the concept is pretty much the same.

Victoria’s Secret realizes that these girls are whores to them and that’s why they get them half naked for us, it’s like the time my friend hired a hooker and asked me to watch him fuck her because he thought it was more bang for his buck. This time instead of being in Lingerie, Miranda Kerr is in a Kissing Booth, which is the gateway booth to a peep show or a glory hole and she’s lookin’ pretty good with her staged sluttiness that I know beneath the act lies a real sluttiness that got her in this position in the first place.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Whore

2008

17

Apr

Miranda Kerr Posing With Underwear of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr posing with underwear and not without underwear and some Victoria’s Secret launch. It seems like once the people at Victoria’s Secret comb the world over to find hot young pussy, they put these girls to work, making them do catalog shoots, store appearances, fashion shows all in exchange for a lot of money to not get fat and lazy. Sure they milk these poor girls like crazy and only compensate them with a ton of money and a life of international fame and fortune instead of their miserable lives as a married housewife to the highschool quarterback who’s now a drunk trucker had they not signed with Victoria’s Secret, but you’d milk them too for a lot less money had you accidentally crossed paths with them in a back alley before they were using their looks to get famous, and back when they were using their looks to get a pack of smokes.

I guess what it comes down to is that I hate underwear and everything it represents, I feel like my wife’s extra large, old, stained and permanent stinking underwear has turned me off that shit forever. If only my wife could have the same affect on my drinking, that’s way I wouldn’t die prematurely, but instead her disgustingness turned me back to the bottle when I realized I had to pretend I was in love with her….enough about me…look at this Miranda Kerr prostitute…

Posted in:Lingerie|Miranda Kerr

2008

28

Mar

Miranda Kerr Funny Picture of the Day

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One of these things is not like the other or some shit and that is why this picture made me laugh. It’s got pretty much nothing that you’d want out of a picture of a swimsuit model, like her wearing some bag-lady clothes in some stupid pedicure sandals she stole for the Korean nail lady but there’s a fuckin’ midget in the background and whenever I see midgets I always get excited. I think it’s because I used to fuck around with a midget chick when no other girls wanted anything to do with me and she was always eager helping my non existent self esteem. The other thing that helped my self esteem when rollin’ with her was how my dick always looked so big in her little midget hand. It made me want to join the circus and never get with regular sized girls ever again because I couldn’t deal with their judgmental ways, but instead I ended up with a girl 3 times my size and now have to live with my mistake for the rest of my worthless life. I guess the good news is that I will always have pictures of Hayden Panettiere to remind me of what once was…..

Posted in:Midget|Miranda Kerr

2007

22

Nov

I am – Miranda Kerr Bikini Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

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Guess who just woke up still drunk from the Thanksgiving party I had for myself last night that involved drinking and a turkey that wasn’t so much of a turkey but more of a bottle of Whiskey……Here’s some Australian model named Miranda Kerr modeling some bikinis. It’s Thanksgiving and I figured I should throw something up for you fuckers, because I have a feeling that the 6 of you are the kinds of guys who don’t get invited to family functions and ever if you were, you’d be uncomfortable leaving your computer for the amount of time it would take to eat dinner and because I am in Canada and it’s a work day for everyone here, not that that really has much influence on the way I live my life as is now, cuz this isn’t a fuckin’ job.

Either way, I’ve decided that Vagina is my poison, but that’s just because I’ve only been with disgusting girls and like to joke about how I only bag dirt, like a gardener or a hippie with a compost pile in his self containted organic living compound. But then I remember that joke isn’t funny and cry instead because I realize that I suck at life and would like to give thanks for that.

I don’t know when these Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures were taking, but she’s hot right now and I am into hot girls, so that’s my post.


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