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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model|Posing
2010
27
Jan
2010
26
Jan
Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…
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Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot
2010
25
Jan
I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….
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Posted in:Bikini|Hot|Legs|Miranda Kerr|Tits
2010
04
Jan
She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality.
Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr
2009
01
Dec
Miranda Kerr is a lingerie and bikini model, but for some reason she doesn’t carry that into her everyday work like someone who is a police officer or paramedic. You seemn when they are off duty they still save people in trouble, but when this bitch is off duty, she covers as much as she fucking can. The whole thing is pretty fucking rude and someone needs to re-work her contract and threaten to take it all away from her if she doesn’t get fucking half naked everywhere she goes.
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|See Thru
2009
28
Oct
I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..
Here are some pics…
Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret
2009
27
Oct
Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was out working, if you can really consider this work, considering it looks more like a bitch sittin gon the beach having pictures taken of her, something I’m pretty sure we’d all be willing to do if it meant getting the fuck away for a week, if anything it is the shit we try to save 1000 dollars for, and by we, I mean you, because I’ve never really been on vacation and if I had 1000 dollars, it wouldn’t be spent on trips to beaches, but instead on trips to the local brothel and drug dealer, but that’s not really worth dreaming about, because I don’t even remember the last time I had 1000 dollars to my name, but I think it was when I was 14 after spending a month working for some rich man on his garden, if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t, I mean I was a child hooker, much like a child star but far less rewarding and harder to walk.
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Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Skinny
2009
26
Oct
Miranda Kerr was in a photoshoot that was designed for high fashion, but doubled as pretty alright for the pantyhose fetishists, except for the fact that all the pantyhose fetishists I know are more into wearing pantyhose and jerking off in front of the mirror, than fucking a bitch in a pair of pantyhose, so for them, this picture is to inspire you, you know, for you to get some new ideas on how you should be posing when you’re doing your creepy bullshit and for the rest of you, here’s some hot Australian pussy’s hot ass….
Posted in:Ass|Miranda Kerr|Pantyhose
2009
23
Oct
I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless
2009
21
Oct
These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years,
Here she is having a little nipple slip in some Speedo campaign photoshoot….
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Posted in:Classy|Miranda Kerr