Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

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