Everyone’s talking about Miranda Kerr because she’s all over the fuckin’ place. She’s whored herself to Victoria’s Secret but I guess it’s better than whoring yourself on the street corner. The deal with Victoria’s Secret is that she gets massive exposure as their new face while traveling all over the place for their Fashion Show, Catalog and marketing like with this in-store promotion for their new perfume in exchange for what is probably a couple million dollars a year and that is a better deal than sucking multiple dirty dicks for just enough money to get high to help you live with being a whore, but the concept is pretty much the same.

Victoria’s Secret realizes that these girls are whores to them and that’s why they get them half naked for us, it’s like the time my friend hired a hooker and asked me to watch him fuck her because he thought it was more bang for his buck. This time instead of being in Lingerie, Miranda Kerr is in a Kissing Booth, which is the gateway booth to a peep show or a glory hole and she’s lookin’ pretty good with her staged sluttiness that I know beneath the act lies a real sluttiness that got her in this position in the first place.

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