Miranda Kerr’s a whore that you don’t hear about all too often, I guess after cheating on Orlando Bloom with Bieber when he was barely 18 at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, a story they tried to spin and twist by putting it on Barbara Palvin, only my degenerate friend, who is now a millionaire because he was able to visualize his future when he was in prison for stabbing someone in a good old fashioned gay-bash, had inside scoop in the Australian in LA scene and told me weeks after it happened, which I posted here, but that no one listened, and only cared when it became a blind item on one of those OTHER more reputable blogs, LOSERS, I can have inside scoop as an outsider who lives in another country than these people, because sometimes people like to expose the whores they know and hate and I’m alway willing to help!

Anyway, she went onto fucking some Billionaire Australian who also fucked Mariah Carey, before realizing he was harder to manage than the nerd who founded SNAPCHAT, you know get a billionaire who is likely a virgin, and make them KNOCK you up when you still have some hype of being a VS model!

So she still exists, she is a billionaire’s wife, well taken care of, co-parenting her previous kid with Katy Perry, so you know she’s demonic, and in today’s picture of her, the legs are SPREAD, which we can call her signature move if you’re a billionaire, but if you’re not paying, that big ol’ pussy gets PAY WALLED with an emoji cock block!

I mean, I wonder what level of camel toe she’s hiding, HOW mUCH FLESH is behind that “sticker”, I’ll never know, but it’s been fun revisiting Miranda Kerr’s pussy for OLD TIMES since she’s OLD!

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