Irina Shayk is most likely a Russian spy, because there’s no real reason that some random Russian chick, no matter how hot she was, was able to leave her small Russian town to become a fleshlight to various celebs and actors, before letting Brad Cooper’s sperm stick to her uterus to keep her set for life, or at least for 18 years of child support.

You know, the kind of Russian honey pot that is hot enough to pull off her scam more aggressively than one working at a resort, cruise or old folks home where lonely retired men are easily manipulated by the idea of love, forgetting that Russian women are soulless hookers who don’t understand love because of the cold communism they come from.

She became a top model, good enough to get into many private rooms with many private people and all she had to do was exist.

Hot chicks are typically too lazy to dream big or work their way to the top, they just work the local bottle service at the club before landing a gangster or drug dealer….but instead she went Hollywood, in AMERICA, with all that red tape and regulation…

VERY VERY SUSPICIOUS…

She’s in a sheer dress, you can see her squashed mom tits, but they always wear the panties, so no pussy is ever exposed to us commoners while they clickbait, even though I’m interested in the pussy that all those men came in…more so than I am interested in the tit.

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Here is her Halloween costume:

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Irina Shayk’s about 100 years old in Model Years, but thanks to the internet, none of these bitches ever die off.

There was a time when a model turned 30 and no brands would touch them, forcing them to disappear, but now that we have instagram where millions of people follow and never unfollow, they have value into their old lady years.

It’s unfortunate, but at least there are procedures in place where they pretend to still be hot and fit and not fat and not old, even though we know that pussy’s rotting.

So here’s a selfie from a lady who should be too old for phone technology and camera selfies, but since she’s a Russian spy sent her to get intel and breed with celebrities, she’s up to speed on that technology shit.

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In shocking news, Irina Shayk the Russian Asset who they’ve used as a spy who integrated herself into America via their celebrities and athletes that you thought were probably gay.

I guess that’s not the shocking news, these hot chicks have been beards to the rich and famous forever….a tale as old as time motherfuckers…

The shocking news is that 3 days ago, she posted a picture of her in a bikini and a video of her ass doing a slutty asshole behind thong style dive into the sea in some expensive and exclusive destination and I didn’t even notice.

Either I’m losing my touch, which is possible, but I arguably never found any of this shit all that interesting and preferred the everyday real life hot chick willing to reject me from sex, instead of pictures on my screen….

OR Irina’s losing her grip on me because she’s old as shit a mom and that’s ultimately disgusting when it comes to hot models I want to celebrate.

She did have a time where she was the hottest model around at least that’s how I presented her….because I was an Irina Believer…and like all things…time isn’t our friend…we can hold onto what was…but it was…and is no more…

I’d still eat the parasitic gay worms out of her ass…but that’s not saying much, I’m. a pervert.

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Irina Shayk was at one time one of the hottest models to hit the Swimsuit model scene.

She definitely the hottest model from a small Russian town who figured out how to escape that small town for the better life, leaving her family and friends behind, only to walk her way through the mountains to escape communism.

I mean that or she got on a plane since it wasn’t communist anymore and she could move freely into other countries because it was before Russians were banned from other countries.

The point is that she was a hot chick who managed to land one of the biggest soccer players in the history of the world and play his girlfriend for a while, just long enough to get booked at Sports Illustrated, where her real life began.

She’s old now, a mom to Brad Cooper’s baby now, but she’s had a good decade of being a NYC model influencer babe before the full on rot…

She posted a pic of her feet, which is the new “are you a tit man or an ass man”….because “naw man, I’m a foot guy”…

I’ve always known of foot fetishes, but didn’t realize how insanely obsessed with feet the foot fetishist is. There are companies built off foot fetishists and the buying of feet pic from instagram is what desensitized girls to sell nudes on OnlyFans….it all started with the feet….

So here are her feet, or a foot, and I don’t get why that’d be hot to anyone, but I’m not a weirdo foot person, but so many of you are so maybe the foot content will save this enterprise, like when Penthouse went hardcore, or Playboy started using the gutter chicks who had Playboy Bunny tattoos at the local strip club!

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Can you believe that I slept on these Irina Shayk topless, in underwear, showing off half her ass crack like a fat fuck bending over to pick something up in public….

I can’t believe it because I have been an Irina Shayk endorser all these years, I thought she was the hottest Russia had to offer, the Nuclear Bomb of pussy, the species ending model experience….even when she got with that loser Brad Cooper I was sold.

I guess she’s been getting older, the face has been hitting the wall, the decline has happened and I’m over hear with planning my social media tour of Russian attractions…because where there’s one hot spy aged out, there are MANY MORE….

In the meantime, a tribute to Irina that was, with the Irina that is..

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Irina Shayk is looking old and hard. My friend Stefan calls her the face of communism, what you’d expect to see on a propaganda poster when they were pushing the Soviet Union into communism, just hard.

She’s older now, her tits more deflated, her abs visible and as far as I’m concerned, she’s still hot and for the record, I typically don’t go for tranny looking menopausal chicks with too much testosterone, but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I like it.

I figure she’s done the KGB training program in being an agent provocateur, seducing important men like Bradley Cooper to get access to information he has access to, like his bank accounts or his looking in the mirror telling himself how great he is like male actors tend to do since they’re queer.

The highlight of this outfit is the zipper panties, because it provides you or someone you know, providing you or someone you know are important people, the access they need to the honeytrap we call her cunt.

She’s fun at least when bending over and smiling at us through her legs…bracing her ankles….like a pro would do.

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I’ve endorsed the double agent that is Irina Shayk, who people are hating because the media is telling them to hate Russians, who Tom Brady is hating because she’s a desperate looking model trying to find her next high profile dick to climb on, not realizing she’s 38 years old, a mom , and in the process of a rotting harder than she probably ever thought she would, but probably thought she would because she had kids with Brad Cooper for the insurance policy / financial benefits of using that pussy to wallet fuck for 18 years of child support, assuming she’s not a born man and all this has been an elaborate troll because one of these pics looks like she’s got a dick, a dick you’d like to suck since it comes with the rest of her, even if it comes down your throat…..

The point of the story is the rot is happening, the desperation increasing at an equal pace to the rot in efforts to offset the rot and there’s titties on INSTAGRAM so that’s really what it’s all about isn’t it…

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Here’s a question I am putting out to the universe, since the universe are DrunkenStepfather.com subscribers, obviously, that’s why I’m so rich and famous and writing this from my super yacht I bought from Robert Maxwell…..

Is Irina Shayk a Russian Spy, since she is Russian and apparently from a town where they train the agent provocateurs to use their hotness to seduce men of power and to capture dirt on them to use against them in a blackmail setting…..which is arguably also being a whore, but a different kind of whore since it’s for the benefit of Mother Russia….MYSTERIOUS if true…..

Or is Irina Shayk a hooker, just a high end hooker who only deals with A-Listers and who has a team of powerful people divert her hooking by making it more about being a model, which by definition is also hooking, since they are paid by the hour to be hot, but it’s not seen in the same light as actual hooking……but you get what I am saying….

Basically many international sugar babies and hookers and escorts who come to America on a work visa are doing it through escort agencies that pretend to be model agencies and are doing it as models not whores….SO….it’s not like it would be that scandalous if she was a straight up whore….

BUT there’s some stories going around in the media about her that involve her being buds with Epstein, because apparently someone got his calendars and you’d have to wonder what she’d be doing with him, if not providing salacious information on important people….because the alternative reason would be too dark for the bright light that is Irina Shayk….

Regardless of the rumors, people are just hating on near perfection and even as she ages like a loaf of bread, the way women age, I’m going to say you’re all just a bunch of haters mad that she’s so good….

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I realize that Irina Shayk’s older, she’s not the Irina Shayk working as a beard for Ronaldo before being released in America like some sort of Russian spy designed to infiltrate the fashion and entertainment industry…..so she’s not necessarily as hot as she was for you old fat perverts who are only into hot young models…

She’s the kind of Russian spy I’d want parked outside my house, randomly walking her dog and striking up conversation, maybe even working the local coffee shop to get close to me, assuming I was important enough for Russia to send the goods my way and to lure me into compromising positions with the goods, because you’d have to be gay if you turned her down for even some gay sexual requests because her being there makes it the opposite of gay….

Anyway, she’s looking pretty good to me, sloppy mom tit and all, walking around in her underwear because it is designer, they probably pay her and she can….sheer dress like a stripper getting ready for a slow song….only in real life amongst luxury….it’s like her body hasn’t been ravaged by childbirth, like she’s made a pretty good comeback and I support her walking the blade….like this….

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I am pretty behind the curve on this series of pics posted by the hottest of the models, even in her old age, living life as a single mother, who potentially wallet fucked some A-Lister until it made her a baby, for that guaranteed good life, or it was just a needed tool in her espionage training to get that access to all the right decision makers who are excited and won over by both A-Listers and hot models….

But Irina Shayk, the soulless, cold, pragmatic Russian who gets shit done, from BEARDING for RONALDO to making it into SI SWIM for the world to realize that Russia has some hot chicks, which is probably why people should stop bitching about them over this war that no one really seems to care about no matter how hard they push it on us like it was COVID….nothing a NUCLEAR ATTACK won’t fix as we scramble into our bunkers…OH WAIT…we don’t have BUNKERS…but we have all these nice things we’ve bought on CREDIT…check out my designer BAGS Kim Kardashian told me to go into debt to buy….DUMB FUCKS….not prepared for anything….

But yeah….IRINA SHAYK, hot model, mom model, Brad Coopers cum dumpster that generated new life, posted her nips in a wife-beater like she’s at 1996 VANS WARPED TOUR in the middle of summer, when that was the trend, and I’m into any nip pics I can get of Irina Shayk and really of ANYONE….

These were posted MAY 3rd, I was probably TOO JAZZED about May the Fourth, you know since I’m really into Star Wars so hard I haven’t seen it since it came out in the 70s…or maybe I am just bad at blogging, which my bank account that was de-banked is telling me…

The other pics are from MIAMI F1, also weeks ago…..BUT IT IS NEW TO ME…

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