Irina Shayk is in some thong outfit…Gross, right?

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This just in…I mean not really, I’m usually late to the game on all this social media shit you’ve probably already seen on social media, but THIS just in….Irina Shayk’s still the hottest model around…despite being an older mom of a Brad Cooper baby, who has been passed around the A-List from Europe to America to Kaney-Land….like a proper russian agent provocateur would….you know get in there with your looks, steal their souls and intel and money with your brain, since Russians aren’t trained like Americans, you know not trained at all, they’re too busy watching MTV…allowing people like Shayk to take the fucking over..

Those Fuck Me Boots are what fuck me boots dream of being…on some Pretty Woman Julia Roberts kick…I get the reference….Pretty Irina…

Now I am biased, because I think Russian women are the superior breed of woman, but I think Shayk, Rattle and I wish it was on my face is good evidence of that….I mean that’s a fucking mom ass….

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I rarely talk about anything pop culture or celebrity in my everyday life because I ultimately started this site because I hated pop culture and celebrity and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the sites that glamorize or feed into pop culture and celebrity…and without really planning on doing it for 17 years…which I’ve been doing for 17 years….I’ve ended up following the lives of idiots I’d otherwise never knew existed while still caring as little as I care about them….yet I can pop off bullshit facts about them…it’s been hell motherfuckers….17 years of monday to friday daily updated hell….

However, yesterday, I got caught up in a conversation with some random babe who sends me nudes because she cares about my needs…or likes putting me on the BCC when sending dudes she actually wants to fuck her nudes…either way, I’ve seen her vagina and it’s wonderful….and that coversation was about Irina Shayk…

Full disclosure, like how Bill Gates Propaganda have to disclose they are funded by Bill Gates, I think Russian girls are the hottest, usually smartest, often times athletic or dance capable, high performing, soulless opportunists on a mission to get ahead with those skills…and for some of the hot ones, even though I only know of hot Russians, assuming they killed them off in the communism years….who would know if they did…not me…

So Irina Shayk’s one of the greatest models of the last 15 years…

She’s 34 or 35, a mom with Brad Cooper, but still fucking hot….when posing, when flashing panties on the street, in her retard mask, despite being told that no one needs to wear masks anymore, making all these babes unhappy that they have to go back to getting fully made-up to leave the house…and since I’m staring at the pussy in panties, I’ll just ignore the fact that she’s a fucking masktard loser who subscribes to the bullshit…because I know Russians are always years behind America, at least they were in the 80s, when American Movies only got smuggled in on VHS shoved in some Ballet Dancer’s asshole and spread around the country years after the theatrical release…. so we’ll stick with that..

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Irina Shayk is back in this Lingerie Hustle for what I assume is Victoria’s Secret which should bring you hope that not all brands are going fat and trans…and some are still sticking to hot….

Sure you could argue that Irina is mom empowerment, or older model empowerment, as she is in her 30s….but I would say that Irina is a fucking angel sent from heaven who defies all logic and is just still this Hot Russian who was made stronger by communism, who thanks to her A-Lister baby can just fucking focus on being hot…even as she ages.

I’ve been a consistent fan of Shayk and really all Russian models, they do it better…so I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret bring the babes…it’s important for our morale…

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Irina Shayk posted this picture of 2006…when she was 20 years old…I didn’t realize she was already 35, but I guess time is speeding up as the world nears apocalypse, unless the world’s always moved this fast and I don’t realize it, but where’s the fun in that…mass destruction and extinction has always been something I assumed I’d live through and if I don’t, at least I’m not missing out on much…

I don’t know if Irina Shayk knew that posting a throwback pic on a Wednesday is confusing, but maybe it’s the Russian way, because there was a time they were communists in line for toilet paper and by the time American trends like Levis Jeans would reach them, the trend in America would be long over….they’d get movies smuggled in years after their theatrical debut, you know Keep America out of Russian Ideals…so that they don’t get any funny ideas about escaping Russia and ending up in America where they can either work as models, sex workers, mail order wives, or sugar babies, who are also trained at the elite level in sports, dance, music, engineering and spying…you know they don’t fuck around….

The good news is that it’s Thursday, which is the designated day for throwbacks in these parts and girl was hot then, is hot now, but less hot now that I know she’s 35….but her being 35 makes me understand why she inhaled Brad Cooper’s sperm with her uterus….

She’s been hot…and is still hot….and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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Irina Shayk is a Russian model who I used to think was the hottest model in the Sports Illustrated stable of models, which wasn’t saying much, because even before the whole inclusion thing made them stray from hot chicks and basically become a parody of themselves that I was planning to do back in the day but never had the budget to do, where instead of hot SI models, you use fat as fuck girls, but that parody became a reality thanks to enough people whining on the internet and media folding to the agenda…

But yeah, even though her being the hottest SI model, in an era where that didn’t mean much, cuz the other models were Nina Agdal….all thanks to playing it proper after being a beard to Ronaldo……only to become a beard to Brad Cooper knowing that getting knocked up by him after her decade struggle of basically climbing through the mountains of Siberia to escape communist Russia….to top the charts of bikini pics pervert american bros jerk off to….meant EAT THAT SPERM WITH THAT UTERUS HARD and FAST before it’s all taken away from you like it was for your grandparents when Russian went Communist…you know that sense of urgency..

Well, she’s back in Russia, at least in photos for their fashion magazine, because she’s one of their own…a reminder that Russian woman despite being cold and calculated are some of the best women…

This green shit is weird, but St Patrick’s Day is coming and it’s better than the Lucky Charms that turn your cereal milk green…but you can jerk off to both, one is just a better option…there’s a fetish in this…it’s just too bad that if she’s going to go all Irish, why not do some Riverdance….

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Irina Shayk may be one of the hottest models to ever sex work her way out of RUSSIA on the back of high profile men who allowed her to breakout in American with Sports Illustrated Swim…when you beard for the number 1 soccer player in the world, SI will get you half naked in a bikini and thank god for that because she had a great look and her half nakedness was welcomed…

She is in her 30s now, but more damaging, since 30 year olds can still pull off being hot, it’s not the death sentence it once was….she’s had a kid with an A-List celebrity, which makes sense financially, and probably to a Russian who likely was raised to make babies young for their army, sports teams, work camps….30 is fucking old to be making babies….but when you’re living your best life amongst the rich and famous in America…why ruin a good thing until you realize you probably should take the kid for the security of child support payments…

So in having kids, her big tits look like they’ve been milk filled then drained…some sloppiness you’d expect most MILFs to have and maybe it is sloppiness you want out of women in their 30s…I don’t know, I just know she obviously looked better 5 years ago but that’s how life works….and she still looks good enough now, sloppy tit or not..

Here is Irina in a new photoshoot for Vogue

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Irina Shayk is great!

I can’t think of anything bad to say about her, I mean not that I want to be mean spirited towards wonderful ladies, but it happens…just not when it comes to this super star sugar baby, who used her KGB brainwashing to get what she wanted out of life, and when you look as good as she does, which is arguably the hottest of any model ever…it probably isn’t that hard to do that KGB brain washing….just find a Soccer Star either in Russia or Portugal, become his public Girl, get featured in Sports Illustrated as hot soccer girlfriend and take over America like a Russian sex bot, stealing your data and rigging your election with her pussy…..only to get that mainstream a-list celebrity, thanks to being hot, something her Communist ancestors would appreciate, it’s like smuggling JEANS into the country behind the iron curtain….only with sperm…through child….setting her for life…while still allowing her to go back to hot modelling because she’s that hot…while most moms die or get killed off at least at their soul….this one pulled her fetish boots on and got it done pantsless and amazing…

I think the best pic is of the dud taking a pic of her cunt, or at least from close up cunt level, I mean maybe he’s trying to capture a before and after pregnancy shot for science, or art….but then you probably like the run in her stockings because you remember a time you used to crawl out of your mom’s basement to dig your mom’s pantyhose out of the trash to put on and parade around the house like the queer, fetish weirdo you are….

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I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since she first entered our lives as the hot Russian model who was dating what everyone assumed was a homosexual soccer star, basically one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, since by definition of playing soccer, you probably have to be a bit of a queer, but then you realize that is just the European way…..

I’ve consistently supported her KGB / COMMUNIST WORK CAMP approach to this bullshit model thing, from getting into SI SWIM thanks to her athlete boyfriend she bearded…to eventually becoming a top model…I’ve thought she deserved it.

I even like that when she realized she was turning 30, she knew it was time to breed, and had the option of as many A-listers and she could find, but decided on Brad Cooper who now will be paying her a solid 20k or more per month for the next 18 years. Living that American Dream.

Plus she can always still model, I mean J.Lo posts bikini pics at 50 and has nothing on this soulless Russian hotness.

I think she’s doing some WAP twerking weirdness, who isn’t….but for someone who comes from an era where white girls didn’t twerk, it’s always confusing….but to see her getting her ass grabbed, a mom, on set, posting pics of her in a tight dress getting her ass grabbed…also confusing…but I’ll still stare….knowing Russians are weird.

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