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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Earlier today, I posted the nerd version / see through version of this IRINA SHAYK photo, instead of adding these pics to that post…..because it’s easier to do it this way….

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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Selfie Gets Nerd X-Rayed of the Day

I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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2020

08

Jul

Irina Shayk is Still Good of the Day

In case you were wondering, Irina Shayk’s still looking good.

When she first hit the scene via Sports Illustrated because she was a beard for the gayest yet most famous of Soccer Players, because being gay in Europe isn’t being Gay in America, as Europeans, from Portuguese to Spanish to Italian, despite their tight pants and stylish shoes, are homophobes….maybe because they like jerking off together while watching soccer eating TAPAS is more enjoyable to them then they’d like to admit as they mouth kiss each other as a greeting…..I’ve see euro dudes, I used to work with them, and despite being married, some with kids, they were bigger fags then the fags that I would party with because the Gay Bars had good drink deals and being an ugly fuck, I never got hit on…

Point being….when she first hit the scene she was fucking hot, her Russian spy strategies, her communist work ethic, her amazing look brought her to America, where her mom was probably stoked remember a time she couldn’t get Coca Cola, Levis or Michael Jackson CDs….and in America she had an A-Lister cum inside her for 18 or more years of stability, assuming the kid will use his inheritance after Brad Cooper dies of AIDS, on his mom…..

Point being, it’s a tactic I respect because she still looks hot..

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2020

28

May

Irina Shayk See Through Bra of the Day

Irina Shayk Invisible Bra See Through

Irina Shayk is still worth staring at despite being a middle-aged mom with a blown out vagina thanks to that whole birthing process she underwent in exhange for over 20k a month in child support, which to her may not be a lot of money, but when you have your free rich person house and other perks, plus she’s got her own model money, you know from being a hot fucking Russian who could have gone into sex work like other Russians, but knew she could go into the mainstream, and keep the sex work to the celebrities she lets stick their dick in her.

All this to say, she’s still hot.


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2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

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2020

21

Feb

Irina Shayk in Intimissimi’s Green Lingerie

Irina Shayk the strategic Russian, because Russians are strategic. They like to win and usually win when they don’t get caught for their corruption, which I just think is enterprising and clever tactics to get what they want, and there’s nothing wrong with being smart and and know how to make situations work for them, or make the most of situations. They are bred from communism, they have risen from communism, and in that have learned how to survive….the rationed toilet paper lines only to discover toilet paper is only going to be available in 3 weeks…is the kind of suffering that fat americans with their TVs and Fast food can’t grasp….so when you’re born Russian and you look like Irina Shayk you are sure as fuck using that shit to either spy, or get out of Russia…through modeling, sex work, being a mail order bride….any means possible….and getting knocked up by a rich A-List celebrity means a life of Glamour her grandmother couldn’t even dream of because American movies weren’t available in Russia…but that she’s living…and all it took was an internal cum shot…a creampie if you will…a dropping of loads in her uterus…and now she gets paid 20-50k a month….she can buy all the toilet paper she needs…she can even open up a toilet paper store back home so no one in her community will ever go without toilet paper….a modern day hero.

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2020

05

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit of the Day

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit

I saw these the other day and didn’t bother posting them, but after a few days of letting Irina Shayk’s mom pussy in a one piece at an event for fashion, like she was a mom at the all inclusive resort, simmer in my mind…thoughts of her climbing the ladder from Russia with her hotness…eventually getting filled with the sperm of some evil tyrant A-List actor who has far too much hype around him…I figured why the fuck not. I’m a fan of her work ethic and she’s still pretty hot…for a mom sex worker….so here it is.

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2020

02

Jan

Irina Shayk Mangrove Erotica of the Day

Irina Shayk Bikini

Irina Shayk is a hot slutty Russian who used her KGB skills taught to Russians at a young age to manipulate her way into the mainstream, which she did, only to get the mainstream to impregnate her and set her for an 18 year 20k a month (or more) check…that is far more than the typical Russian makes back in Russia….even Doctors and Lawyers make less…so she’s cruising….plus she makes her own money, being the mainstream model that she is, which even at 30 is still good.

I think it is safe to assume she’s got some face injections, they all do…and safe to assume that her new mom vagina is banged the fuck out…and that’s ok….because Irina Shayk is hot…a legend even….their should be a Statue of her at the Kremlin to let all the future Russian sugar babies and sex workers have a monument of a leader they can look up to and pay their respects to while Irina is out at the Mangrove showing off her ass with some rich dudes she probably fucks now that Brad Cooper turned gay after his sex scene with LADY GAGA.

Irina Shayk Bikini

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2019

16

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk Lingerie

Irina Shayk may be a mom for the financial gains she got being a mom with an American Actor who is rich as fuck, and clearly who is fucking twisted as fuck, because he fucked Lady Gaga when filming their over-hyped TERRIBLE fucking movie….but she’s still fucking hot….

I may be drawn to Russian women for their work ethic, and lack of a soul, opportunistic, hard working and dark attitude….which makes Irina and her scam that brought her to America, getting Brad Cooper like he was a pair of Levis or Michael Jackson cassette in 80s Russia, to cum in her and not insist on an abortion….Fascinating to me….

Too hot to be killed off in a RUSSIAN work camp like all the ugly Russian women during communism….you know taken out while waiting in line for rationed tampons….when the country or REPUBLIC was working on quality control of the image they presented to the world with their people….and had to off-the-uglies…something I think most countries could benefit from…

Now out here with her cleavage out….in a bra….that doesn’t make her tits look as battered as they probably are from breast feeding…assuming she didn’t just pass off the kid to one of her Russian wet-nurses she employs as she goes out to find the next child support check from the next targeted rich guy…cuz it is more profitable to get different dads for different kids since there isn’t a baseline of what they pay…like one kid in Cali goes for 20k a month, but two kids may be 25k since the base expenses are covered…while if you have two baby daddies, they have to each pay the 20k….because it’s like a whole new “situation”….it’s a good way to guarantee income….smart Russians with their trolling….as they do.

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2019

10

Dec

Irina Shayk and Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

Irina Shayk Stella Maxwell Erotica

Here’s an Irina Shayk titty grab for fashion….I think we can safely assume that she used to do it like this for BRAD COOPER when she was trying to get him to knock her up, to give her that child support check every month for the next 18 years…as these girls typically do when they are still hot and still working and about to turn 30…. It’s the RUSSIAN SEX WORKER dream and she’s living it…not that she’s an official sex worker on the cam sites you can buy or import from various shady dark web human traffickers, she’s one of those who broke through communist rule, found a top tier athlete to attach herself to….and escaped to AMERICA where Hollywood happened…calculating, she’s Russian…they like to be calculating….but HOT…very hot…the best there is…

This is some shoot with lesbian Stella Maxwell….that doesn’t matter.


Irina Shayk Stella Maxwell Erotica

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