It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas…

I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either…

So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul…

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I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

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I’ve probably already posted these pics of Irina Shayk, I am so on the ball, first to every photoset but I don’t remember because all this shit is the fucking same, and the only reason Irina Shayk stands out amongst the rest is because she’s relatively perfect to look at, I mean it’s safe to say that as a Russian Import who is dating Brad Cooper the Womanizer celebrity, after dating Ronaldo the superstar homo, which means she knows how to navigate this shit.

She’s probably intolerable, a whiner, and needy money grubber, who knows how to balance being annoying to get dudes obsessed with pleasing her…rather than just ignoring her calls…and I assume that happens through sex….because as a Russian…we know she’s a professional. She gets the job done…and she has no soul, scruples or ego…she just is a hard communist worker, who can afford to be lazy, but who knew the way to maximize her hotness…

But damn she’s good to stare at…and make you want a Russian pet of your own…even though signing up with the devil, the cold war heir devil…who will make you fucking work for her…even after you buy her…they are just that good…

I guess what I’m saying is that this cold, dark, evil woman…looks so good that she’s my sunshine….in an industry filled with whores who aren’t as engaging as this whore….masterful…

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I couldn’t leave Lady Gaga as a top post on the site for any longer than it needed to be there, and what better way to pump her down than to post what I would consider the closest thing to perfection, at least in the way she looks, probably the way she fucks, because of how she’s navigated herself to the A List, and most importantly in the way she manipulates to get to the top…all soulless and Russian….I am a fan…it is perfection…terrible, evil probably, deal with the devil, possibly a spy trying to take down America, but the kind of girl you’d let take down America…because she just looks so good…it almost makes me want to get rich on my own and buy a russian of my own…but that takes to much work..so I’ll just look at her tits.

The guy mounting her is a celebrity photographer who sucks up to celebrities to maintain being deemed a celebrity photographer…and who she sucks up to because being shot by him makes her seem more “important”…even though it’s all bullshit all the time motherfuckers…real fucking bullshit…

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This is from Irina Shayk’s Instagram 6 days ago, but never too late to stare at Irina Shayk’s ass…and her KGB trained pussy tricks…is still one of the hottest models around as far as I’m concerned, but in my defense, I am into soulless Russian poor girls on a mission to take over the fucking world, or at least rich guys…to give themselves a good life filled with all the things they couldn’t get when they were Communist, I’m talking a vault in the basement filled with VHS tapes, Levis Jeans and Nikes….along with all kinds of cash she’s been paid by these so called lovers and boyfriends…on her quest to win at life…alll thanks to looking really fucking good….

This video may be for Vogue..but it’s more about her cameltoe and ass cheeks to me…it always is…from fashion scam ad for a designer to softcore pussy definition porn real fast….

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her….

I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up..

These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good..

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