Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women.

That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he.

I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows…

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Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city…

I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy.

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I guess Irina Shayk was feeling a little unattractive, or unloved, being a mom is a disgusting job even with all the staff that you know her and brad cooper can afford…and she put out a throwback thursday of her topless to get some of what she misses…because she’s just a typical girl who values her looks more than anything, it’s really why she exists…and she wants you to value that too…and I do…even though I know the truth is a totally different Irina Shayk exists now that she sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…you know a baby feeding, even though she’s just playing the part of mom, as Russians have no soul…is as depressing and this toplessness that comes from a sad place…

Here she is in some shoot that is post pregnancy and hardly slutty enough – because she’s a respectable woman….so sophisticated and classy knowing she has child support for life..

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IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

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I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night…

She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes…

Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”….

Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay…

Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her…

Here she is vogue…

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful creature, at least I think she’s a wonderful creature, and I’ll assume other people think she’s a wonderful creature, mainly people like Brad Cooper, because he has all the options of pussy in the world, but chose to knock her up, not that he had much of a choice, these things usually workout with a “hey I’m pregnant”….and dude freaking out before realizing he’s really rich and it’ll be fine, plus the kid will probably have good genetics, nice strong and Russian so why the fuck not…

But I am sure there are rich guys who obsess over the girls, I always position the girls as these hookers who are trying to please their man – to lock him down – through sex and being well behaved…but the reality is that when you’re a professional like Irina Shayk, you can reverse the roles and be a fucking tyrant that men try to please like a bunch of fucking groupies…

So the only whoring is that they only go for rich guys since they like money…the whole getting knocked up and being set for life is just a bonus…because dudes are usually the bigger emotional freaks when girls tell them they are leaving…because in every break-up I’ve seen, the dudes are the ones in bed crying and the girls are the ones out getting revenge sex with all their friends…because girls, especially Russians have no soul…they just ride off survival instinct..

This is for VOGUE brazil, pre pregnant, where she was plotting how to get the sperm stuck to her uterus…or possibly early pregnancy where you’d still want to fuck her, knowing she can’t get pregnant, like any of you losers wouldn’t want to get this one pregnant, so that you have proof she let her fuck her..

I think she’s wonderful…likely evil…but wonderful…

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