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2017

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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