Irina Shayk reminds us like so many pop-up ads on the internet…that Russia is a good place to find some of the hottest fucking girls in the world…for no real reason other than those Commie bastards killed off the uglies while conditioning their people to be the first in Space travel, the first in Olympic Medals, and the first in rationed toilet paper…

Here she is posing for some lingerie company…in lingerie…looking not as hot as she has looked in other shoots…but still the kind of girl I’d buy in exchange for citizenship..and companionship…if my fat wife wasn’t always standing in the fucking way….

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Irina Shayk is probably the hottest mail order bride around, at least in terms of fame, because I know a couple mail order brides that I’ve seen on mail order bride sites who i am trying to replace my wife with after she dies of her fat and miserable fatness…and figure these Russian hookers who are straight up about why they love me and that’s a passport…who look as hot as this and fuck me…are a good option…and if they act up, I can always show them pics of their war torn villages and threaten to send them back, not to mention that are used to communist war camps, and if they don’t turn on me like the spies that they are and stab me in the dick, they’re pretty handy to have around the house….

Anyway, when you look like Irina Shayk you go from cold water flats, to SI, to their affiliate bikini line called beach bunny, that they don’t want you to know about, like McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know they own Chipotle…and all it takes is a famous soccer playing john who is trying to stay in the closet…

I am into it…

TO see video screenshots… CLICK HERE

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The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines…

This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places…

You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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I don’t care that Irina Shayk is a groupie, opportunist, gold digging slut who got her career start as a mail order bride to a person who had the power to get her into SI, which got her that stamp of approval that got her into so much fucking more, putting her name on the map….

Because I think when you look like this, you deserve good things given to you with very little effort, and it would be a tragedy if she had it any other way, like if she was back home in Russia working a McDonalds or stripclub, she’s better off working Allure magazine…shaving her legs in it and shit…I am a fan.

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Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day.

So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days….

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important…

She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy.

To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around.

Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo.

They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual.

So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk….

So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home.

I am a fan…

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