Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can.

Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.

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I posted some lubed up EMMA WATSON PICS for the same book, campaign, or whatever the fuck this Natural Beauty thing. If you click on that post, you can learn what it is all about, but I’m more interested in seeing Irina Shayk posing for it, because she’s hot, even if I am sure she’s not a natural beauty and has some work done on her quest to get to this level….but I’ll take it, cuz she’s awesome.

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Irina Shayk is pretty much perfect…her body is rockin’…her face is awesome….physically she’s got it going on….so I can only assume she has a horrible flawed personality…filled with gold digging and ladder climbing….using her body and that face to get herself in places she otherwise would never be….not that it is a big fucking secret…her ticket was a gay athlete she exploited and plays girlfriend to…but all those politics on how a Russian spy left her communist rule…despite communism falling in the 90s…I still like to think they live one big James Bond movie of scandal and mystery….just don’t matter…cuz her secret weapon is this body she gets half naked…shit coulda come in handy back when Russia wanted to take over the world….and not just with mail order brides and serious babes….but with nuclear power and space travel…bread lines and gymnastics….who cares here are the pics….I feel like I’ve already posted but it doesn’t matter….

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This is just some insane “Kisses in Zanzibar” music video….for god knows what….All I know is that Irina Shayk is in it looking amazing….costarring with some really busty woman who may be a man….guy in a tight black dress…some poodles and a gay angel……I assume this is all masterminded by her boyfriend who’s sexuality she fronts for….but those are things I am more than happy to go through….bad dancing and all…just to get to see a little Shayk Russian ass in a bikini bottom giving me boners…..and grabbing huge tit….she’s lots of fun…even though this is probably the only work she can get…..I mean other than workin’ homosexual athletes to get into SI….

The video is directed by Bruce Weber….He’s a Victoria’s Secret / SI Photographer….and the whole thing is kind awesome….

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Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook….

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Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….

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Irina Shayk is pretty amazing as far as half naked, Russian gold diggers, who have made their way into the mainstream modeling world go….I mean she’s built like a mail order bride you’d pay a premium for….a stripper you’d have to wait in line to get a lap dance from….as close to perfection as they get…and now she’s making millions, with fans….thanks to the penis she allegedly puts inside her….that opened so many doors for her…so girls, when they say don’t fuck your boss, they are lying, you should fuck anything that helps you get ahead….that’s your competitive advantage in being a girl…

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Valentines Day, the government created mid-february initiative to stimulate the economy while making people in relationships feel inadequate and making people not in relationships feel suicidal leading to a great opportunity to lure girls into your bed who are just looking for a little affection….is right around the corner…and the lingerie companies know it….they figure it is the second biggest day of the year for them…because what the fuck else do you give your woman if you’re looking to get laid…not a blender….maybe jewelery…but there’s no real benefit to dropping money on gold and diamonds…other than a blowjob…at least with lingerie you can imagine she’s Irina Shayk when she puts it on…because fantasy is the foundation of all successful marriages….and it is also the only good that comes from Valentine’s Day…..

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Irina Shayk is hot…there’s no doubt about that…but seeing her dressed up all formal…instead of half naked or in a bikini….showing off that rockin’ Russian mail order bride gone right body….just confuses me….It’s like seeing a street hooker, or stripper, or pornstar, in formal attire heading to the bank for a job interview or something…it just doesn’t make sense to me….you know all sophisticated and classy….but with a whole lot of slut shining through…I’m still a fan…just think she’s better off in a bikini…pants off….ban clothes from her life…until she gets pregnant….then snowsuit the bitch…

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