Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.

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Irina Shayk is the loveliest and most strategic mail order bride ever to live…her mail order bride agency sold her to the right homosexual looking for a hot as fuck body to cover up that homosexuality…since Spain and other European countries…despite producing some of the biggest queers in tight pants who kiss each other…homophobes in the world….something I’ll never quite understand…it’s like dude you’re in a thong bikini on the beach wrestling your oiled up buddy…yet you still gay bash…what the fuck….

I’m sure she’s got some serious contracts signed, that she sold her soul to the devil and that it’s all worth it…cuz now she’s a cover girl….

Here’s the paparazzi video:

What a serious fucking body…

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Irina Shayk looks good in a bikini. I am glad whatever mail order bride company she was signed to had the concept of selling her to a famous athlete who needed a babe who couldn’t speak english to front as his girlfriend…cuz it’s opened so many doors for her that has lead to me being able to masturbate to so many pics of her…not that I masturbate…but I do with my mind…you get what I’m saying…she’s awesome…

Here’s a video of it….

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Irina Shayk is a fucking babe….and I don’t care how many gay guys she had to pretend to date to get to the cover SI…I am just glad her hustled worked out for her…so that I can stare at these motherfuckin’ titties….half naked…promoting bikinis..which is a way better job then working the brothel she was working what her soccer playing champion’s staff recruited her and made her a “model”….

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Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model….I mean she did SI…but her fiance is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….if they ever want any exclusives on any of the people they represent…they better put her out there…on the cover…or they will be cut off…cuz media is all a fucking lie….but you know she’s got the body good enough to be half naked…and I think she’s fucking lovely…so whether she’s a model or just a opportunist with good strategy….and skills in getting what she wants…I vow to always look at her naked…and half naked…until the rest of fucking time….which isn’t saying much…cuz I’ll look at any girl naked or half naked until the rest of fucking time…cuz naked or half naked girls are pretty much the only thing I find interesting….

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Irina Shayk is modeling some half naked shit and she is amazing in it, especially since she is in video, because every half naked girl looks better in video, and Irina Shayk, being the hot model she is, is the kind of girl everyone wants to see posing in video, except maybe her husband, but not because he’s jaded and so used to seeing her half naked that it doesn’t phase him or interest him as he’s more into new pussy, and not because he’s jealous and hates hr career, and wants her half naked all to himself, but because he is homosexual and more into his hidden cam videos of his soccer team locker room…cuz it’s not gay if you have a hot girlfriend or if you’re jerking off to your team…..you know how this jocks work.

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Irina Shayk always looks amazing…I wonder if it has to do with some communist superhero genetic modification experiments that took place during the cold war, back when they were seeking world domination, up on some down with America and the capitalist system it represents….or maybe if it has to do with nuclear meltdowns….or space travel…or rationed bread killing off the weak genes….I just know none of that matter, you see cuz Irina Shayk happened and she’s glorious….no matter what her hustle is….

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Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie….looking amazing….she’s come a far way from being a soccer groupie with a dream….you know debating what strategy to take to get out of her Russian existance and make it in America….and the good news is…she keeps on giving us the half naked….I think that’s where her skills lie….I mean that and fucking her way to the top…

Good times…

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Irina Shayk is awesome……that’s all I have to say about that.

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