It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..

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I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

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Don’t click any links off the video…I’m just posting it cuz i can’t post the pics and this weirdo put it on youtube….

So…Ronaldo pretended he was straight, just Europpean with his stage wife Irina Shayk, who gets paid in SI bikini covers, cuz that’s the power of powerful athletes with the best sports agents and management and publicists in the world, you know enough power to make a magazine go bankrupt if all his resources pulled from them, leaving them little choice, but luckily, unlike Andy Roddick’s hustle with Brooklyn “Downs Syndrome” Decker, Irina Shayk is all ethnic and hot and lovely….especially half naked fronting to be a dude’s gf so that he doesn’t get laughed off the court, forcing him to retire as European men won’t be able to handle his sexuality, cuz it will make them question theirs…you know since soccer is what they jerk off to and such…

Either way….I don’t have the rights to the pics….so….

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Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

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This is not fact, but I have a feeling that Ronaldo made a deal with Irina Shayk that she becomes his girlfriend, to keep his homosexuality under wraps, cuz everyone knows faggots can’t date supermodels, in exchange for her becoming a supermodel, a small trade-off before you become a supermodel, cuz the idea of that fame is too good to pass up, but when you become the supermodel it’s hard to keep the lie alive, cuz ego makes you realize you don’t need the queer anymore, so now she shows up to his games totally uninterested, planning her escape…..

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I couldn’t leave the site for the night with Venus Williams scaring you away…so I figured I’d put these SI Swimsuit covergirl, who happens to have one of the world’s most powerful athletes as a fake boyfriend, to make shit like that happen…not to say she doesn’t deserve it…but it is to say that this time two years ago she was probably doing a very different kind of modeling work…one where getting topless was to endorse orgasms from her clients instead of to endorse their products..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that Russia has a whole subculture called the human sex trade and it’s a lot more fun than this corporate shit…

Either way, here she is topless….not showing nipple…but I am sure if you dig deep through Russian websites…you’ll find the Irina Shayk you’re looking for…I’d do it for you…but I’ve done enough for you…you lazy fuck…it’s time for you to do me a favor and VOTE FOR ME

I deserve to be a model – so I get to hang with hot pussy like this…Thanks…

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“Beach Day 01” from jerome duran on Vimeo.

This video was shot by some dude name Jerome Duran. Probably not from the band Duran Duran. It was shot for the opening of Irina Shayk’s official website and who really cares about the bullshit details, there’s a girl in a bikini rolling around in sand in video, pretty much what the plot of all movies should be cuz it’s hot and really all that is good left in the world….Unfortunately all I see is a hot body that’s gone to waste by being forced to date a fake straight soccer player in exchange for an SI cover….not that I’m one of those virgin losers who sits in my shitty basement apartment hating dudes who landed great pussy and how I’d be a better love to these women…I’m talking to you Xena fans….I’m just saying it’d be nice watching her prance around the beach knowing she gets fucked hard twice a day..instead of focusing on the disturbing truth that her sex life involves masturbating to her boyfriend sucking off dicks…but the good news is that it keeps her pussy in one piece… FOLLOW ME

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It’s amazing the capabilities of hot immigrant Russian pussy. If this was 60 years ago, this bitch would be milking a cow, or standing in line waiting for rationed bread, fearing the apocolypse thanks to the Cold War or married with 10 kids, or some shit, but with the whole world being one massive boring international place, this Russian is on the cover of an American publications most important issue…

I guess politics don’t matter anymore, that whole fight on communism, irrelavent now that we have Arab countries to fight for their oil and Japan to pretend we are helping with their tsunamis….

All it takes is the help of one gay soccer superstar who wants to pretend he’s straight for fear of other players treating him differently, bitch gets put on the internation map and gets the cover of SI due to his powerhouse representation, to not be a mail order bride. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it, cuz she is hot…

It’s just nice to see American publications outsourcing their pussy cuz American pussy is all fat, middle class and boring. This kinda makes the whole Cold War…kinda useless…good job.

Either way, these pants are tight and so is that body….

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