I couldn’t leave the site for the night with Venus Williams scaring you away…so I figured I’d put these SI Swimsuit covergirl, who happens to have one of the world’s most powerful athletes as a fake boyfriend, to make shit like that happen…not to say she doesn’t deserve it…but it is to say that this time two years ago she was probably doing a very different kind of modeling work…one where getting topless was to endorse orgasms from her clients instead of to endorse their products..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that Russia has a whole subculture called the human sex trade and it’s a lot more fun than this corporate shit…

Either way, here she is topless….not showing nipple…but I am sure if you dig deep through Russian websites…you’ll find the Irina Shayk you’re looking for…I’d do it for you…but I’ve done enough for you…you lazy fuck…it’s time for you to do me a favor and VOTE FOR ME

I deserve to be a model – so I get to hang with hot pussy like this…Thanks…

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“Beach Day 01” from jerome duran on Vimeo.

This video was shot by some dude name Jerome Duran. Probably not from the band Duran Duran. It was shot for the opening of Irina Shayk’s official website and who really cares about the bullshit details, there’s a girl in a bikini rolling around in sand in video, pretty much what the plot of all movies should be cuz it’s hot and really all that is good left in the world….Unfortunately all I see is a hot body that’s gone to waste by being forced to date a fake straight soccer player in exchange for an SI cover….not that I’m one of those virgin losers who sits in my shitty basement apartment hating dudes who landed great pussy and how I’d be a better love to these women…I’m talking to you Xena fans….I’m just saying it’d be nice watching her prance around the beach knowing she gets fucked hard twice a day..instead of focusing on the disturbing truth that her sex life involves masturbating to her boyfriend sucking off dicks…but the good news is that it keeps her pussy in one piece… FOLLOW ME

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It’s amazing the capabilities of hot immigrant Russian pussy. If this was 60 years ago, this bitch would be milking a cow, or standing in line waiting for rationed bread, fearing the apocolypse thanks to the Cold War or married with 10 kids, or some shit, but with the whole world being one massive boring international place, this Russian is on the cover of an American publications most important issue…

I guess politics don’t matter anymore, that whole fight on communism, irrelavent now that we have Arab countries to fight for their oil and Japan to pretend we are helping with their tsunamis….

All it takes is the help of one gay soccer superstar who wants to pretend he’s straight for fear of other players treating him differently, bitch gets put on the internation map and gets the cover of SI due to his powerhouse representation, to not be a mail order bride. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it, cuz she is hot…

It’s just nice to see American publications outsourcing their pussy cuz American pussy is all fat, middle class and boring. This kinda makes the whole Cold War…kinda useless…good job.

Either way, these pants are tight and so is that body….

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Ronaldo pretends he’s not gay, Irina Shayk pretends she’s not pretending to be his girlfriend in exchange for an SI Swimsuit model career.

I don’t know what’s worse…that Ronaldo pretends to be straight, or that the millions of dudes around the world who have “non-sexual” crushes on the motherfucker, cuz you know, they really dig his soccer skills, pretend they are straight, cuz you see Ronaldo could just be a dainty little Euro, who actually fucks models who get on the cover of SI cuz they are dating him, sure he wears tight white pants and has real queer haircuts, but he is not the one obsessing over a dude, watching him run around in short shorts, and talking about him on his spare time.

Something to think about…cuz I know you are got nothing else to think about…

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I told you Irina Shayk was the SI Swimsuit Edition Covergirl this year, even though GQ Beat Them TO IT

I posted some shitty twitpic obscure version of this cover – cuz SI did some publicity stunt – pretending shit was leaked to twitter before the big Letterman reveal – I know it was a publicity stunt – because no one cared that Letterman had the big exclusive – it wasn’t mentioned anywhere – except when the shit was “Leaked”….two posts down….

I figure I might as well post the actual cover….cuz that’s just the kind of hero I am…

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Irina Shayk…The hot bitch dating the probably gay soccer player…who is very rich and probably has the best sports agents in the world…making this shit a hell of a lot easier to happen…but I’m not complaining…cuz this bitch is hot…

The funny thing about this is the big reveal was supposed to happen tonight….DAVID LETTERMAN HAD THE EXCLUSIVE BUT HIS STAFF FUCKED UP …

Something I like to think is probably also staged to get this more attention…

I assume tomorrow will be a day of SI pics…only to be told to take them down..

Good times..

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Irina Shayk proves that with some looks, a willingness to get topless for photographers, and access to one of the biggest soccer stars who needs someone like her to help snuff out the homo rumors, becoming famous is easy…

She has been named the top hot bitch by DT magazine of the year…and her winning formula I call being a hooker latch on cunt for the right people, the people who the media care about and riding that shit to the top…

It is the Samantha Ronson piggy back on Lohan and she’s not even hot strategy that got her 50,000 dollars a gig, even though she didn’t know how to DJ and didn’t deserve any stardom, only in Irina Shayk’s case, she knows how to show off her hot little body and she’s pretty talented, so she’s just getting the recognitionshe deserves…she just needed the famous gay athlete to get her there….Good hustle.

Even though these lists are total bullshit lies paid off by publicists…

Some other contenders..

Number 2 – Some Bitch I never heard of….

The rest were just obvious…

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Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

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