Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model out there, at least the hottest model that Sports Illustrated created thanks to her athlete boyfriend who probably wasn’t really her boyfriend…but who did have the right power house agents to manipulate her into a magazine she totally deserves to be in because she’s really the only hot girl they feature…

Here she is for Beach Bunny a brand of bathing suits I assume is owned by Sports Illustrated, or advertises heavily with Sports Illustrated, because they only use Sports Illustrated models, and they probably aren’t paying for that…

In typical hotter bitch around fashion, she’s looking’ pretty fucking good.

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Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes…

I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes…

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Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money…

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Irina Shayk reminds us like so many pop-up ads on the internet…that Russia is a good place to find some of the hottest fucking girls in the world…for no real reason other than those Commie bastards killed off the uglies while conditioning their people to be the first in Space travel, the first in Olympic Medals, and the first in rationed toilet paper…

Here she is posing for some lingerie company…in lingerie…looking not as hot as she has looked in other shoots…but still the kind of girl I’d buy in exchange for citizenship..and companionship…if my fat wife wasn’t always standing in the fucking way….

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Irina Shayk is probably the hottest mail order bride around, at least in terms of fame, because I know a couple mail order brides that I’ve seen on mail order bride sites who i am trying to replace my wife with after she dies of her fat and miserable fatness…and figure these Russian hookers who are straight up about why they love me and that’s a passport…who look as hot as this and fuck me…are a good option…and if they act up, I can always show them pics of their war torn villages and threaten to send them back, not to mention that are used to communist war camps, and if they don’t turn on me like the spies that they are and stab me in the dick, they’re pretty handy to have around the house….

Anyway, when you look like Irina Shayk you go from cold water flats, to SI, to their affiliate bikini line called beach bunny, that they don’t want you to know about, like McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know they own Chipotle…and all it takes is a famous soccer playing john who is trying to stay in the closet…

I am into it…

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The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines…

This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places…

You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

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I don’t care that Irina Shayk is a groupie, opportunist, gold digging slut who got her career start as a mail order bride to a person who had the power to get her into SI, which got her that stamp of approval that got her into so much fucking more, putting her name on the map….

Because I think when you look like this, you deserve good things given to you with very little effort, and it would be a tragedy if she had it any other way, like if she was back home in Russia working a McDonalds or stripclub, she’s better off working Allure magazine…shaving her legs in it and shit…I am a fan.

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