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2014

28

Apr

Irina Shayk Changing of the Day

My friends at SPLASH NEWS got these behind the scenes pics of Irina Shayk changing on set of her photoshoot like some kind of exhibitionist who doesn’t show nipple…which I guess makes her nothing like an exhibitionist at all…and that offends me, knowing her background, as a hooker from Russia who bearded the right closet case, only to leverage into a massive career, because she was hot enough to pull it off…but she should still

Either way, she’s amazing…

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2014

25

Apr

Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

As a total fucking creeper, this paparazzi looking pic of Irina Shayk really speaks to me, since most of the nudes I masturbate to, involves me in trees, bushes, fires escapes, I am not athletic, I just like the challenge…

Sure, it’s rarely voyeurism of hot models on campaigns or whatever is going on here, with this Russian Prostitute who got famous for being the beard to a homosexual soccer player…who she sees once a year for paparazzi appearances, because euro men don’t like getting hard for men who get hard for men…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s that despite her plastic surgery, she’s one of the better models…even when lookin’ fat as fuck.

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2014

17

Apr

Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…

She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…

At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

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2014

14

Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

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2014

10

Mar

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the DAy

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal are bikini models who work for pretty much one company and that company is Sports Illustrated..and their affiliates…

As far as I’m concerned, these two girls are their trophies they imported from whatever third world and build into hot bodied bikini models we all want to fuck…because they are fit, have great asses, and most importantly aren’t obese like Kate Upton, who in the event you are wondering, is probably eating pancakes right now, because that’s all she fucking does…

That said…here is some boring catalog pics to remind us that if the right pussy is used, the boring catalog pics suddenly become less boring..no matter how much plastic surgery these girls have got…I’m into it.

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2014

04

Mar

Irina Shayk for V Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper.

She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers…

But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion…

So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers.

Here are the pics.

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2014

03

Mar

Irina Shayk’s See Through Dress of the Day

Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress…

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2014

25

Feb

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls…


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2014

12

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day


Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…

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2014

05

Feb

Irina Shayk is a Russian for the Russian Olympics of the Day

There is the perfect Russian mail order bride…you know who doesn’t misbehave and try to kill you when she finds out you’re impotent and live in a trailer after you buy her…and then there’s Irina Shayk celebrating Russia…one fake titty at a time…

It’s like she’s a model, but walking that fine line of sex worker, and I think I’m in love, but maybe I just know there’s a dark story behind the one we know…which gives her a little edge, a little personality…rape for sure happened…and here she is now…

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