Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper.

She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers…

But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion…

So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers.

Here are the pics.

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Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress…

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Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls…

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…

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There is the perfect Russian mail order bride…you know who doesn’t misbehave and try to kill you when she finds out you’re impotent and live in a trailer after you buy her…and then there’s Irina Shayk celebrating Russia…one fake titty at a time…

It’s like she’s a model, but walking that fine line of sex worker, and I think I’m in love, but maybe I just know there’s a dark story behind the one we know…which gives her a little edge, a little personality…rape for sure happened…and here she is now…

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Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement…

She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model circulating the bikini model I want to fuck industry lately…partially because she’s scammed her way to the top from the mean streets of her cold water flat in Russia…probably through any means possible..from hooking…to sucking dick…to pretending to suck dick for athletes who linked her up with SI…but even if she’s had work done she looks fucking good…and I guess she’s on her PR trip to help the people at SI choose her as the cover of next month’s issue over EMRATA…by showing her ass that despite not being photoshopped…still looks round enough for me to dig into…even if it’s not the roundest out there…when compared to everything else she offers..it’s pretty fucking perfect enough for you to masturbate to…

I remain…a fan of this babe…if only I coulda bought her off the internet before all this fame…another example of me failing at life…It happens daily…

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model out there. I don’t know if communism killed off all the shitty russian girls, and that we are only left with gold…or if communism created some kind of genetic modification in a lab to have only babes part of their citizenship…but I do know Russian girls are awesome, and this one is top of the food chain…thanks to some strategy and Russian spy tactics…I am a fan…of these ass pics from instagram..shit…I’d eat her shit…just to get that close to where it anal squirted out of…

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Despite all her plastic surgery, I think that Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model to scam her way out of Russia and into the public eye, using whatever means she had in front of her, whether it was a pro soccer playing boyfriend….who was probably gay and she used her Russian spy skills they teach you in elementary school to figure out how to extort him…and I respect that hustle, cuz girls in America can’t even get as far as this one has,meaning she’s better than they are….

That said, you always see these girls in pictures, photoshopped to shit, so video, a lot more complicated to fix, is a bit more representative of the heat she’s packing and that’s why I am posting this shitty promo video.

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