Irina Shayk proves that you take the whore out of Russian – and give her that premium A-List sperm to make babies…she still remains a whore…but one who is far more high end because she’s taken that A-List sperm to make a baby…so her panty flashes are not for perverts who throw ten dollar bills at her anymore…or in her case RUBLES at her….or rationed bread..working for the cam companies…but instead for VOGUE…and that’s pretty fancy….it’s like the smell of her pussy no longer of a gutter whore but now that of a fancy French perfume. Funny how status does that to a bitch…

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I don’t know why Irina Shayk’s nipples are aiming in different directions, like some cockeyed retard with brain damage…

I just know that despite having sold herself off to Brad Cooper…Irina Shayk is still one of the hottest models out of Russia – as far as I’m concerned.

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s probably had a lot of work done, lots of face injections, probably not entirely a naturally hot Russian model…but she climbed her way out of communism…through the Siberian mountains…or maybe it was by fucking some Portuguese Soccer Player…either way…she made it to America. Did Sports Illustrated and then finally existed in the world…so Brad Cooper, some whining bitch of a celebrity manipulated her in and as a Russian who doesn’t know better, I mean they used to wait in line for black market Levis Jeans..she figured he was a good option to breed with and secure her future. Smart Russian…they are trained spies and know how to manipulate men with their vaginas…they were bred that way and the ones who didn’t excel were killed off…leaving us with great Fem Bots like Irina Shayk….and her cockeyed drunk retard nipples.

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Irina Shayk, doing her best Grinch Who Stole Christmas…..or Romanian Gypsy trying to hitch a ride out of communism…or trying to escape communism through the mountains of Siberia with any loop hole she can come up with, like the lady who used to cut my hair, who was able to prove Jewish roots and get her Israeli passport to get the fuck out of Russian at the peak of Socialism bread lines…or the countless sex workers who were sold to Americans…willing to give a passport in exchange for dropping their cum up in her…the things men do for a pussy….they smuggle them into your country to dilute the PURE American blood. How dare they….those Brad Coopers of the world.

Irina Shayk, the trophy wife to some high maintenance queer actor bitch, making him babies with her good genes in exchange for the good life, so she can bring that mom body to the beach of miami, where there are MANY Russian hookers there….it’s a spot they go…walking around with her head high..knowing she’s won amongst her peers…

Well. She’s still hot. I’m still a fan. She needs to do more of this.

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Irina Shayk, who’s actual name by the way is Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova posed for some photoshoot shaking her ass…

Dressed like a Motorcycle you’d premature ejaculate if you ever had a chance to ride…which isn’t saying much…you premature ejaculate when you put your underwear on…it’s just too much for you to take…the sensation…over the top…in an era where you read people reference over the pants handjobs…knowing you’ve never had one and if you did…you’d probably bust like a 13 year old being molested by his hot 27 year old married teacher…

Point being, she’s married to Brad Cooper, a horrible human,…and horrible singer…who is manipulating hollywood with his junky fucking movie and fake Lady Gaga relationship, and that alone is enough reason to praise this hot Russian, who is really just there for a paycheck and who probably barely deals with the guy, who is rumored to be a total fucking Actor…which means a total fucking baby, bitch, whining, queer, girl…which would explain why he likes GAGA….Irina Shayk for Show…the beard…Gaga to really fag the fuck out on….cuz there’s no way Gaga isn’t a Drag Queen she’s ripped off all these years…

Russian..No Soul…hard working for for the money..there for the money….willing to do whatever it takes for the money….now set for life with that child support check…and still able to bring her ass out…NOT bad hustle…she’s good…even great. I am a fan.

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Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot.

Nice.

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Apparently Irina Shayk was cast to promote some exhibit at our local Montreal Art Gallery…which is very fucking important…and exciting mainly because pre Brad Cooper wallet fucking that A Lister which resulted in an internal cumshot or CREAMPIE if you’re more into standardized porn categories….making a little Brad Cooper baby….she was amazing….pretty much the beacon of hope, the reminder that Russian pussy is amazing, that during Communism they likely killed off every ugly chick….she was focused, she was masterful, strategic…and she made it where she needed to make it….

Pre Brad Cooper Irina was amazing, but now it’s kind of done for me because mom’s don’t interest me….they kind of gross me out…with the whole shitting out a living creature that grew inside them…through her vagina…gross.

But flashing her ass in pantyhose for the City I pay tickets for indecent exposure in…it is like I helped pay for this because the museum is funded by the government. Socialism. So it is pretty great…it’s almost as good as her showing her mom ass to me, for me….which I guess that’s how I feel about all these pictures when I look at them, because I’m experiencing them as if I took the picture even if I’m so far removed from it…

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Irina Shayk may or may not be the hottest mail order bride sex worker to manipulate her way into America…where she turned a bullshit modelling career into an A List baby…with Brad Cooper the soon to be Oscar winner who gave Lady Gaga a chance in her new shitty career as an overhyped actress even though her whole pop artist career was a bullshit act….

The world is retarded…everyone is a robot including Irina Shark the post pregnant mom out there using her skills and uterus to pay the bills cuz when you look as good as she looks it’d be a tragedy if she wasn’t living this life…you know you’d almost feel bad getting lap dances from her at the strip club knowing she’s capable of so much more…sex worker sympathy you get sometimes when even you feel inadequate with your sex worker – like she is too hot for you…which isn’t saying much you loser but it’s saying that some sex workers are too pretty to pay to shit on unless you’re very rich….

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I have a hard time believing that this is what Irina Shayk looks like when she wakes up. She looks pretty fucking airbrushed, like she was starring in some Russian mail order bride catalog she avoided starring in when she secured Ronaldo the Rapist and played his beard until getting knocked up by Brad Cooper…

She is an immigrant, from Russian, moving in on your turf, stealing your men and your jobs, killing your America, but destroying the values the country was built on, by being a communist, making communist babies, like some kind of sleeper cell…..attack from WITHIN…

I do think she’s still one of the hottest and I appreciate her fucking the floor like she was a cam girl sex worker…even though she’s too high end of that shit…

I do not know what magazine this is for, but I like it…Nothing like a good old fashioned spread leg humping the air photoshopped mom who is still a whore…

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Before Ronaldo, the Portuguese star you thought was a homosexual, but that the Portuguese call a metrosexual, because they don’t want to accept that they worship and cheer in celebration to a gay dude making them gay by association even though they are gay becuase they like soccer…

What I am trying to say is before he was out raping Vegas hookers he paid off…she was his beard…she went off to other rich cock to get the baby inside her…she needed for security cuz she was getting old…and now she’s got her mom tits out…not needing to do anything anymore she’s set for life. Thanks brad Cooper and all your hangover money.

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