Apparently Irina Shayk was cast to promote some exhibit at our local Montreal Art Gallery…which is very fucking important…and exciting mainly because pre Brad Cooper wallet fucking that A Lister which resulted in an internal cumshot or CREAMPIE if you’re more into standardized porn categories….making a little Brad Cooper baby….she was amazing….pretty much the beacon of hope, the reminder that Russian pussy is amazing, that during Communism they likely killed off every ugly chick….she was focused, she was masterful, strategic…and she made it where she needed to make it….

Pre Brad Cooper Irina was amazing, but now it’s kind of done for me because mom’s don’t interest me….they kind of gross me out…with the whole shitting out a living creature that grew inside them…through her vagina…gross.

But flashing her ass in pantyhose for the City I pay tickets for indecent exposure in…it is like I helped pay for this because the museum is funded by the government. Socialism. So it is pretty great…it’s almost as good as her showing her mom ass to me, for me….which I guess that’s how I feel about all these pictures when I look at them, because I’m experiencing them as if I took the picture even if I’m so far removed from it…

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