I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since she first entered our lives as the hot Russian model who was dating what everyone assumed was a homosexual soccer star, basically one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, since by definition of playing soccer, you probably have to be a bit of a queer, but then you realize that is just the European way…..

I’ve consistently supported her KGB / COMMUNIST WORK CAMP approach to this bullshit model thing, from getting into SI SWIM thanks to her athlete boyfriend she bearded…to eventually becoming a top model…I’ve thought she deserved it.

I even like that when she realized she was turning 30, she knew it was time to breed, and had the option of as many A-listers and she could find, but decided on Brad Cooper who now will be paying her a solid 20k or more per month for the next 18 years. Living that American Dream.

Plus she can always still model, I mean J.Lo posts bikini pics at 50 and has nothing on this soulless Russian hotness.

I think she’s doing some WAP twerking weirdness, who isn’t….but for someone who comes from an era where white girls didn’t twerk, it’s always confusing….but to see her getting her ass grabbed, a mom, on set, posting pics of her in a tight dress getting her ass grabbed…also confusing…but I’ll still stare….knowing Russians are weird.

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