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2023

15

May

Irina Shayk Bikini Models of the Day

Irina Shayk’s in this bikini photoshoot that I am going to assume is recent because why the fuck wouldn’t it be. In an era of constant stream of smut there’s no going back in time to reflect on smut that once was. This is not a Dickens novel on SMUT where the GHOST of SMUT past comes to haunt us and show us what our life was, to ground us….

That’s for old pics of nudes from various women who have sent us nudes over the decades, or if we’re lucky, that we’ve taken during the years we had sex, because it’s nostalgia we can relive, it was OUR life experience..

Not for the people of the internet who we don’t know, who we never fucked and who make lucrative livings being hot and half naked, at least not while they are still marketable as hot chicks, for the now old, rotten or dead, you can jerk off to the archive…

Irina’s still go it and is categorized as one of the ones who need to keep the steady stream coming like a diabetic who drank a big gulp and forgot his meds…and this is it that she’s got..

It’s good enough for rich guy’s to knock-up, because it’s top tier, so it’s good enough for us to stare at for a minute or two, you know for Mother’s Day and a reminder that NOT all mother’s rot, especially when they are Russian spies who rely on their looks for intel….

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2023

10

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Ass of the Day

Apparently this is Irina Shayk’s ass.

That’s all you need to know…

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2022

05

Dec

Irina Shayk See Through Dress of the Day

I think Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models around…even though she crawled back to her pay pig Brad Cooper like some kind of owned and operated sex worker from Russia…

Maybe she believes in true love, even though Russian women are incapable of love, but rather serve their duty as wife to their man and children….

Maybe Brad Cooper realized that Russian pussy, especially hot model Russian pussy that he bred are good to keep around and even after taking a break from him for a few years, where she landed on Kanye West’s dick a few times…you gotta I wonder if he made her wear a Hitler moustache for the anal…..unless that storyline is being blown out of proportion to distract from all the other corruption….I’m sure Irina enjoys being in on the fun.

Anyway, possibly pregnant with her kid’s sibling, why else would she go back to Cooper when he’s paying her anyway, if love doesn’t exist in her world?

Anyway, Irina, was at an event in a sheer, but not sheer enough dress, are those nipples, is this an optical illusion, I just don’t know….

But even though Irina Shayk is looking older, like a zombie, destroyed from her younger self, she’s still a babe.

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2022

09

Aug

Irina Shayk is Hot as Shit in a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is on some luxurious rich person vacation, because the Russian Nationalist has been living an amazingly rich as shit life since she was first released from whatever work camp they built her in by giving her to Ronaldo and putting her on the fucking map as the best beard around…..she went viral as the hottest wag and quickly became a bikini model…all because she was hot, or maybe it was because she’s actually a spy being used to gather intel, but that seems unlikely since she was knocked up by Brad Cooper with a kid who we’ll assume isn’t on this vacation, because she’s out there whoring in heels and a bikini like some kind of sex worker, you could argue she is, because all models are, especially those from some cold water flat in some communist village.

Like all Russians, she is probably smart, strategic, cold and focused, clever and manipulative, but even in her 30s, post pregnancy she’s good, but I guess that’s part of the Russian hustle as all Russian moms manage to bounce back…because all the fancy designer shit they want depends on it.

The point is, I still think Irina Shayk is the hottest model around and that’s the fucking point.

To see pics of Irina Shayk in this Yellow Bikini in papaprazzi style pics to CLICK HERE

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2022

06

Jun

Irina Shayk Ass of the Day

from…..celebrate moms because dudes fucking suck, and the alternative are a bunch of miserable blue haired polyamorous freaks on TikTok discussing their identity issues, or whatever else it is they do….or the other alternative is a bunch of miserable 40 year old women who chose career over family, pay the tax man and give your loyalty to your CEO so that you can complain about the patriarchy as the reason for you not being CEO, or maybe you’ll become CEO now that companies need to pretend to be woke and inclusive….only they’d never admit the chick CEO is for optics…

So despite years of thinking moms were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, because that’s how they present themselves to the world, I’ve come to appreciate the god given purpose of a woman, which is to make babies….but mainly if they look like Elsa Hosk who I just posted as my favorite model, who happens to be a mom, or this Russian goddess tainted by Brad Cooper’s cum, but her ass doesn’t seem to negatively impacted by her now ridiculous monthly child support checks she gets.

Irina Shayk, not kicked out of America for being Russian, in a world of Ukrainian supporters, something I don’t subscribe to because I don’t have opinions on things I don’t know anything about, but even if she was some racist, tyrant, dictator trying to take over the world, I’d be all for it, assuming we’d see more of her ass.

Looking good Irina…


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2022

02

May

Irina Shayk Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I don’t know what this Irina Shayk shit is for, I recognize the dude rubbing her down as a famous gay fashion photographer, but I could be wrong, I have facial recognition and all white men look like gay fashion photographers these days.

I do know that Irina’s fucking awesome in her open white shirt, the thing stock brokers in the 80s probably used to get hard thinking about after a night of cocaine in their yuppie apartment ended with at least one model waling around the loft looking like this..

There’s a reason why she was cycled through the world’s top athlete, Ronaldo, through Sports Illustrated, where she rose to the top amongst those other dud women they were pushing at the time, she was the actual HOT one, the rest were whatever.

There’s a reason why A-listers like Brad Cooper decided that her Russian cunt was the one to creampie and make babies inside even knowing as a Russian, she’d likely bleed him as dry as she could, because those Russian women are trained agent provocateurs designed to infiltrate America…which she’s done pretty well.

I am surprised they haven’t sanctioned her or seized her assets and sold it to fund Ukraine, like they are doing with the other oligarchs, some pussy gets all the luck

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2022

22

Apr

Irina Shayk Bikini Selfies of the Day

I guess this is how you get that A-List creampie when you’re ovulating so that it sticks and works out to be a lucrative business relationship, because as a Russian, with your cold and calculated KGB trained minds, and your agent provocateur trained body, you gotta do what you gotta to to survive in luxury….

As I keep seeing more and more Ukraine flags raised around town, and hear more and more insane cancelling of Russian citizens over nonsense, like how Wimbeldon is banning Russian players because it’s party of the reset, I am pretty sure that no one’s out here trying to cancel this mom bod in a bikini, still looking hot.

Funny how that works…selective fucking programming and I’m ok with that, because Irina may be a beacon of hope for Russian for perverts like me who love how hot the Russians are….maybe things will get bad enough that we’ll have to go there and charter a boat back with our harem…Ukranians are hot too, so they can get on board too…nothing like some wore to make willing prostitutes even more desperate!

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2022

07

Apr

Irina Shayk Swimsuit Ass of the Day

My new post strategy – Just Post the Title of the Post – No One Cares About What I have to Say:

Irina Shayk Swimsuit Ass of the Day

She was too expensive a hire for Kanye’s marketing campaign against Kim to get people to watch their Disney Show….I do believe that Kanye broke programming and one of his characters is a Christian, but for the most part, that dude is fucking compromised by the evil that is sucking the life out of him…

She;s a Russian, but no sactions should be made on her, or anyone not directly involved in politics….I mean discriminating against hot Russians instead of trying to save them with your penis is crazy to me….

My new post strategy just failed….

It was pretty quick for a while…..but I just can’t shut up, can I…

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2022

28

Mar

Irina Shayk Ass of the Day

I heard a story that Irina Shayk was the original cast member of the Kanye West staged drama to help get ratings to the Disney Kardashian show, you know lots of money is on the table, hundreds of millions of dollars, so dude has to act the part and in acting the part of crazy drama ex husband, he bought himself a few girlfriends over the course of the last few months, the grossest being known sex worker Julia Fox, using it to increase her profile, the best being Irina Shayk, the Russian queen you know sucked the right dick out of Russia to become a top model in America, because despite being hot, a lot of hot Russians, just as hot as Irina are still in Russia….not making babies with A-Listers…

Well apparently, her “YACHTING FEES” were too high for Kanye, figured he can get a cheaper whore to play his fake girlfriend in their “reality based stage show”….what’s real, what’s fake, who cares, it’s all trash.

I do think Irina, despite the price tag, especially after making babies, is top notched, the kind of hooker you’d want if you were a dot com billionaire, so looking at her thong ass is good.

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2022

11

Feb

Irina Shayk Bikini Top of the Day

This just in…Irina Shayk is still hot….and if you were an A-List actor with a huge net worth, you’d probably want to knock her up too….Brad Cooper….

If you were Kanye West after being with Kim K as long as he has, under her evil witchcraft spells, you would probably be unable to really process a girl this hot, which is why he ended up with some demon sugar baby scenester who accidentally sucked the right dick to get in an Adam Sandler movie….but who is really unimpressive and Kanye probably knows it…buying her with designer purses…..not that I want to talk KANYE…

That motherfucker is a HUGE distraction, I’ve seen a bunch of people mad at him, despite him being black and the people mad being white, which I thought was illegal to do…

Anyway, I saw an article on Buzzfeed saying “Kanye is being called “entitled” and “misogynistic” after fans noticed several similarities between his recent public diss toward Billie, and his treatment of Taylor Swift since their feud began in 2009.”

Fuck off….and no I don’t read Buzzfeed, they are a billion dollar company and they can spread their hate speech through social media and google…to keep being a billion dollar company…they are in it together….

To which I say….you fucking racists, who are you to judge a black man’s behavior and diagnose it as something as vile as MISOGYNY….because he’s RICH and therefore privileged…over some Billy Eilish who is also rich nonsense over a Satanic ritual they are probably all in on…..

I don’t like to fall for the propaganda, obviously, it’s all distraction from your rights and freedoms being taken from you….SPEAK ABOUT KANYE AND KIM, OR KANYE BEING MEAN TO YOUNG GIRLS…AN DEFEND THEIR HONOR….because they can’t with their millions of dollars…

Fucking suckers….Monsters in the media…crying racism except when it’s them being the racists I guess….pushing this shit onto unsuspecting normies who only know how to talk about trending hashtags…FUCK OFF….

What a joke…and TRUST me I am not a KANYE fan, I think he’s a satanist who married a witch and who is doing black magic on all you people as a false prophet for PROFIT….but I still like him better than all these other fucking drones running off the same bullshit script implanted in their full retard brains….at least he’s still got some level of individualism in a world where everyone is the same cookie cutter dog shit.

Oh and Irina Shayk’s fucking hot.

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