Irina Shayk is a Russian model who I used to think was the hottest model in the Sports Illustrated stable of models, which wasn’t saying much, because even before the whole inclusion thing made them stray from hot chicks and basically become a parody of themselves that I was planning to do back in the day but never had the budget to do, where instead of hot SI models, you use fat as fuck girls, but that parody became a reality thanks to enough people whining on the internet and media folding to the agenda…

But yeah, even though her being the hottest SI model, in an era where that didn’t mean much, cuz the other models were Nina Agdal….all thanks to playing it proper after being a beard to Ronaldo……only to become a beard to Brad Cooper knowing that getting knocked up by him after her decade struggle of basically climbing through the mountains of Siberia to escape communist Russia….to top the charts of bikini pics pervert american bros jerk off to….meant EAT THAT SPERM WITH THAT UTERUS HARD and FAST before it’s all taken away from you like it was for your grandparents when Russian went Communist…you know that sense of urgency..

Well, she’s back in Russia, at least in photos for their fashion magazine, because she’s one of their own…a reminder that Russian woman despite being cold and calculated are some of the best women…

This green shit is weird, but St Patrick’s Day is coming and it’s better than the Lucky Charms that turn your cereal milk green…but you can jerk off to both, one is just a better option…there’s a fetish in this…it’s just too bad that if she’s going to go all Irish, why not do some Riverdance….

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