This just in…I mean not really, I’m usually late to the game on all this social media shit you’ve probably already seen on social media, but THIS just in….Irina Shayk’s still the hottest model around…despite being an older mom of a Brad Cooper baby, who has been passed around the A-List from Europe to America to Kaney-Land….like a proper russian agent provocateur would….you know get in there with your looks, steal their souls and intel and money with your brain, since Russians aren’t trained like Americans, you know not trained at all, they’re too busy watching MTV…allowing people like Shayk to take the fucking over..

Those Fuck Me Boots are what fuck me boots dream of being…on some Pretty Woman Julia Roberts kick…I get the reference….Pretty Irina…

Now I am biased, because I think Russian women are the superior breed of woman, but I think Shayk, Rattle and I wish it was on my face is good evidence of that….I mean that’s a fucking mom ass….

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