Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot. She had her hard nipple out for an ad campaign with Tiffany or some other Luxury brand because luxury brands are still trashy, they just hide it better.

Not to mention, advertising is still smutty, like the beer and cig ads of the glory days, with bikini babes having a good fucking time, making me want to drink and smoke, since drinking and smoking is cool, especially when there are babes in the ads that are into it.

So they cancel all the fun ads because people are fucking whiners, yet still do hard nipple ads in a subtle way, so at least we’re still getting the boner material, even though we’re all desensitized and boners from a hard nipple can be challenging.

Anyway, Huntington-Whiteley’s been a personal favorite of mine for decades now, so I’ll buy whatever she’s selling, or I would if I wasn’t so poor and sad and bad at the internet.

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Apparently, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley celebrated her 37th birthday on April 18th and posted the pics of her in a very tight dress seductively blowing out the candle on her cake, like she was about to finish it off in her mouth, which is always a nice way to approach blowing anything.

I am a big fan of Huntington-Whiteley and I’ve loved her tits throughout her career, mainly because they felt like they were very high society British, far too Posh for the simpleton like me, which makes the tits feel far more premium quality.

I have always packaged her as a bald man lover, bringing a beacon of hope to bald men everywhere, because she’s been with Statham for decades, however, I’ve seen Statham movies and he’s a cool bald guy who balances out the baldness, so you bald losers have no hope in finding a hottie like this, but maybe at the hairloss support group, some fat chick with thyroid issues who lost all her hair will find your baldness endearing or relatable.

I don’t know if the fancy Huntington-Whiteley, I mean even her name sounds like a racist country club or private bank I’m not allowed into, but I don’t know if the dress is see through, but with tits like hers which she’s shown off in a very classy way all these years, it probably is and because of her level of sophistication, it’s hardly as desperate or pathetic or sad as the other old ladies showing off their tits for attention, but maybe I just feel that way because I like this one….

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been consistently a titty whore…but she was smart enough to do it for fashion rather than in a gutter porn way, but ultimately, the end result was the same for us perverts, we got to see all the titty….and it worked out better for her because she got to be high end, high paid, high fashion, fucking celebs and not left in the gutter to commit suicide like other porn chicks…

She’s a fancy titty model…a high tea, high society titty model….

She also gave bald dudes hope that hot titty chicks would go for them because they don’t care about the baldness when the dude is rich, famous, ripped and a karate expert who can kill with his bare hands.

I’m not stroking it to her baby daddy Jason Stratham, I don’t even know if I’ve ever seen any of his movies…I just know what the tits he sucks on look like and their great even though she’s old now….old and fancy.

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This is about 2 weeks old, but it’s the first time I am seeing it. I don’t really track the every move of Rosie Huntington Whitely, and even if I did, this could be considered the kind of content that I need to let simmer for 2 weeks because it’s so fucking perverted….

The model who I think is also a mother is showing us exactly how she climbed the ranks of high fashion, despite being naked all the time, which in when marketed in other ways, makes a girl an OnlyFans model, not a high fashion model….

She did it through the grinding of her cunt against inanimate objects, like half dead old marketing people who controlled the budgets.

Or maybe this is how she maintained her super celebrity husband and baby daddy – Jason Stratham the bald eagle, all those years…

Either way, she’s hot.

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I always liked Rosie Huntington because she gave us cunt vibes, you know not that her cunt was radiating 5G vibes that triggered your COVID vaccine NANO Particles to turn you into some sort of ZOMBIE because humans aren’t supposed to be exposed to that much ELECTRIC MAGNETIC FREQUENCY….which is why I am wrappened in Tin Foil….as I call YOU all the crazy ones…

Yes, not those cunt vibes…but cunt vibes that are more inline with her being hot, knowing she was hot, being rich and knowing she was rich, just being a top tier talent who can’t be bothered with the simpletons unless they are bald action stars….who she lets cum inside her…

But apparently, the internet has softened her image, barely, she still has that bitchy “I’m amazing” look…and I still think she’s hot and should have that kind of energy, because hot girls who are accessible are not fun…

This whole celebrity on social media thing, where you can directly message and comment on celebrities is NOT how celebrity should be…they should be in their exclusive club people can’t get into…unless they sell their souls….and sure most celebs have assistants running their shit pretending to be on social media…but that fucks the whole celebrity / human dynamic…

I remember not being FB friends with celebrities….it made them more alluring…

Yet, here’s mom Huntington, who used to be too hot to bother, posting foot fetish pics like someone paid her 100 dollars to do….and I guess that’s good for you foot weirdos…which I hope you still realize is weird…normalizing foot fetishes is not the answer to improving our society…they are freaks…you are freaks.

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