Apparently, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley celebrated her 37th birthday on April 18th and posted the pics of her in a very tight dress seductively blowing out the candle on her cake, like she was about to finish it off in her mouth, which is always a nice way to approach blowing anything.

I am a big fan of Huntington-Whiteley and I’ve loved her tits throughout her career, mainly because they felt like they were very high society British, far too Posh for the simpleton like me, which makes the tits feel far more premium quality.

I have always packaged her as a bald man lover, bringing a beacon of hope to bald men everywhere, because she’s been with Statham for decades, however, I’ve seen Statham movies and he’s a cool bald guy who balances out the baldness, so you bald losers have no hope in finding a hottie like this, but maybe at the hairloss support group, some fat chick with thyroid issues who lost all her hair will find your baldness endearing or relatable.

I don’t know if the fancy Huntington-Whiteley, I mean even her name sounds like a racist country club or private bank I’m not allowed into, but I don’t know if the dress is see through, but with tits like hers which she’s shown off in a very classy way all these years, it probably is and because of her level of sophistication, it’s hardly as desperate or pathetic or sad as the other old ladies showing off their tits for attention, but maybe I just feel that way because I like this one….

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