Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot. She had her hard nipple out for an ad campaign with Tiffany or some other Luxury brand because luxury brands are still trashy, they just hide it better.

Not to mention, advertising is still smutty, like the beer and cig ads of the glory days, with bikini babes having a good fucking time, making me want to drink and smoke, since drinking and smoking is cool, especially when there are babes in the ads that are into it.

So they cancel all the fun ads because people are fucking whiners, yet still do hard nipple ads in a subtle way, so at least we’re still getting the boner material, even though we’re all desensitized and boners from a hard nipple can be challenging.

Anyway, Huntington-Whiteley’s been a personal favorite of mine for decades now, so I’ll buy whatever she’s selling, or I would if I wasn’t so poor and sad and bad at the internet.

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