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2025

03

Jan

Leo DiCaprio’s Most Recent Hole Vittoria Ceretti in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Leo DiCaprio has been publicly fating this 26 year old model out of Italy named Vittoria Ceretti.

She was discovered at 14 and was working in the industry as a child, so it’s possible the two crossed paths before.

I am of the school of thought that believes that Leo DiCaprio’s a homosexual, after years of all the hottest pussy desperately being thrown at him, because girls are pathetic groupies like that, fighting over the dudes they’ve decided are the top of the food chain….forcing Leo to realize his real love and passion is with his boys, who call themselves the PUSSY POSSE as a diversion.

Leo must be in his 60s by now, so not necessarily on the market for a nurse to care for him while he dies and she really isn’t ALL that young, she’s just pretty fucking obvious in her intentions by being hired to be his beard or diversion.

The fact that Leo, the “model fucker” never went down for a MeToo, like there was never 1 chick he fucked who was left mad and wanting a payout, is enough evidence to me that he doesn’t even fuck these prostitutes he carries around with him, it’s just marketing.

Anyway, this Vittoria Ceretti has a hard face, masculine features, but the ass is round enough to ignore she may be a man, plus you can almost see her brown asshole behind her thong, probably the only hole LEO appreciates because it smells like home after it takes a shit.

You know, gay things.

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2023

31

Oct

Leo DiCaprio Gets Finger Blasted By Model Girlfriend of the Day

There’s a viral story going around about model Vittoria Ceretti, who is some hard faced Italian model that is getting hype for being Leo DiCaprio’s latest hired hand, beard, or whatever you want to call the pussy he surrounds himself in his old age.

The story is that the Italian in fingering his asshole outside of a Halloween party because she has her hand down his underwear, which could just be her checking his temperature, or helping clean up a mess since his a senior citizen at this point, and has probably lost control of his bowels from all the gay sex and drugs he’s done.

I don’t know much about Leo, but he’s pretty faggy to me….and no matter how many groupie models he uses while they use him…he’ll always be faggy to me…I mean, he’s an actor, nothing softer, gayer and weaker than that.

Anyway, I figured post some pics of her since his asshole being grabbed by a perverted 25 year old model who will do anything for her meal ticket, being an Italian now in America living her dream, a little public finger blasting is hardly the worst of what she’s done or what she’s willing to do for this.

That’s what viral stories are for, propaganda and marketing, now we know the bitch, which was clearly in the contract she signed with Leo when he hired her for this job, she was a nobody, an unknown before Leo and now she’s his personal butt plug. Dreams come true.

My favorite of her pics is kissing the guy she dumped to date Leo, there’s a guy like that in Miami who dated Nina Agdal when she dumped him for Leo, and someone should make a documentary on the guys who dated girls who ran off with Leo….That someone should be me.

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2017

17

Feb

Vittoria Ceretti Locker Room Nudity of the Day

Her name is Vittoria Ceretti, I’ve never heard of her but I am sure she really matters because she’s in a magazine with her tits out…like every fucking girl who has a social media account..

I have a locker room fetish…and I always have…I used to go to the gym solely to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally…at one point I got a job working in the gym as a volunteer to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally – but with authority…which got me fired…so the women’s locker room was the death of my career at the gym….

I just like groups of women naked together, maybe it’s from watching Debbie Does Dallas as a kid, maybe it’s from liking women naked together…whether changing, showering, getting dressed, all circled around fitness.. I am a fan…..

So this shoot…speaks to my soul.

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