Apparently, these are pictures from Barbara Palvin’s model agency that they use to seduce brands into hiring her for some jobs.

The truth is that she’s one of Victoria’s Secret’s girl and she has a celebrity based on that alone, the kind that can land her a billionaire like Miranda Kerr, a Jiu Jitsu coach like Gisele, a billionaire investor Kushner like Karlie Kloss, and all the other whores of Victoria’s Secret who have strategically positioned herself….even Palvin landed an actor from the SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY who she reportedly used to jerk off to while a teen in Hungarian on her communist 1950s TV tube television with a dream…

Anyway, she’s just playing the part to update her portfolio because she’s rich and has nothing better to do with her time…

Plus it’s an excuse to show off long legs in pantyhose and short skirts…

FUN.

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Barbara Palvin is the Hungarian model patsy that Victoria’s Secret used at her first fashion show when she was 18 and the fall guy for Miranda Kerr.

The PR team positioned the storyline to be that Palvin was fucking Bieber after the VS Fashion show, when it was really Miranda Kerr back when she was using Orlando Bloom to elevate her career, before she because the professional sugar baby to billionaire dudes, knowing that billionaires are as annoying as broke dudes, but are billionaires and busy.

Anyway, the brand used her, then dropped her for being too fat for them back when they had standards. She was never actually fat, just fat for model standards at the time, which only a few years later went out the fucking window for inclusivity and whiners of the internet who felt they should be models for just existing…..

Palvin was human trafficked to America for this shit and deserved more respect, not that I am defending fatties, I’m just saying she was hardly a fatty and the fatties they’ve celebrated since her are a spit in her face….even though you’d be into her spitting in your face…or your mouth you sick fuck….I am sure Palvin wasn’t into it at the time.

Anyway, with all fat shaming comes results, ether being less fat or suicide or more fat and off the grid….and clearly she chose less fat.

LOOK she’s in a bikini!

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They say that these Barbara Palvin pictures are straight from the instagram. I just went to her instagram and didn’t see them, so they were either deleted or my sources have lied to me and provided me with old Palvin content.

I will say that Palvin’s looking pretty good with her tits in her bikini, because that’s what tits do in bikinis, no matter what size they are.

She is the Victoria’s Secret relic, who was used by the brand to off-set and do damage control around Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber. At the time, they knew Beiber fucked a VS model, he was like 18, and they thought their new model at the time made the most sense, not the one married to Katy Perry’s husband. Kerr has gone onto game her way into the panties of Billionaires, so she’s alright….and clearly Palvin is alright….while Victoria’s Secret is not right….since they replaced all the hot pussy with pigs….when the world collectively wants hot pussy!

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Barbara Palvin is either married or soon to be married to one of the Sprouse twins from the Suite Life of a Zach and Cody. I don’t know if that means she used to watch the show and fantasize about making love to the twins from her war torn cold water flat in Hungary…..you know getting her bootleg feed from the Disney Channel or whatever that show was on from one of her Communist Spy friends who knew how to tap into the American satellites.

when she first dropped in American via Victoria’s Secret she was like 18 and they linked her to Justin Bieber, so I guess she’s always had a thing for the Teen Beat coverboys created by the industry…

Anyway, she is still in lingerie, all these years later and she’s looking less fat than she was when Victoria’s Secret dropped her for being plus sized, only to replace her with her friend Stella Maxwell….and I appreciate a classic bikini/underwear model still existing without rocking a boner, or chopping off her tits, or being 400 pounds and retarded or handicapped in this woke era…..just classic good looking half nakedness is all we need.

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Did you know that there was a time in celebrity nudity blogs, which this was and I guess still is, whether people visit the site or not, where the NIPPLE PASTY was the story of the fucking day.

I’d post whatever titty content I would get access to in a pre-social media era and it depended on celebs going on bikini vacations or going to random events with no underwear on….

We’d hope for tit slips, nip slips, pussy slips, ripped dresses, getting out of car flashes…it was a simpler time.

Now we’re in a society were girls are posting gangbang and fisting videos for fun…so the idea a nipple pasty would excite anyone is obviously unlikely….

But I still old onto the glory days, I am still a believer that if a girl has a nipple pasty visible through her fancy dress, it matters. It may not be real nipple, but the modesty of not wearing her real nipples out, almost make it hotter than real nipple, at least in this nipple flashing society of nipples everywhere you look….

Here’s to VS models fired for being too fat, when not even being fat, the way it was supposed to be, before VS models became actually fat.

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Here’s Hungarian Victoria’s Secret super star and patsy they pretended fucked Bieber when it was really another married model according to some pretty reliable sources….which was 100 fucking years ago but the only Palvin story I know…

I don’t know what this long hair shining and potentially puffy nippling breaking out from long hair picture is from, but I know it’s worth looking at.

I can’t tell if it’s a nipple pasty, or if that’s just the color and texture of her full size nip…I blame the black and white artistry of ruining a potential “what’s going on here with this titty”….

But I figure why overthink it, it’s a nipple in an era of a million nipples at your finger tip, what makes this nipple better is that it was once a Victoria’s Secret model when they used or recruited hot chicks, a better era for all of us, but we keep going on, what other choice do we have!

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I am not sure, but I am pretty convinced, that this is the very same outfit that Barbara Palvin wore when the Human Traffickers they call “Model Agents” were digging through the streets of Budapest or whatever Hungarian city this babe is from, to launch her into our lives a few months after turning 18, through the most coveted company girls would KILL to work for, Victoria’s Secret, since they were forced to wait until models turn 18 to get them half naked, something they didn’t always stick to until they had to.

In this “are they pants or are they panties” viral game that should be a televised TV show hosted by Ellen or some other TV idiot, since regular TV seems to be where the worst primetime game shows go to dumb down society and like LATE NIGHT, could use a refresh….with “are they pants or are they panties”…..and regardless of the answer, we want to get in them either way……WE ARE ALL WINNERS even though we are losers.

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Barbara Palvin is the hot A-List Hungarian model that should make you hungary for Hungarian Model ass, even when it is unshowered / especially when it is unshowered.

In this series featuring the once Victoria’s Secret girl, who was literally a girl when they first launched her, basically freshly 18 and already trained to play on the runway and at photoshoots in her underwear with other high paid bitches, I wonder how that worked out for her, probably alright since we’re still looking at her full tit in this tight bodysuit that does wonders as it touches the pussy, asshole an tits at the same time.

I guess there was that set back before fat chicks were loud enough to make brands blacklist and alienate skinny chicks, in efforts to seem inclusive and good, when we all know any massive corporation is the fucking worst for profit despite what it may do to the environment or the people they work with…so their attempt to be woke is pretty fucking obvious…they just do what they do for money…..

But there was a time before hiring fat chicks, where she was too fat, replaced with a lesbian named Stella Maxwell, giving her something to work towards, which I guess she’s pulled off and she’s looking hot right here, all that human trafficking and mental abuse from the people who brought her over has positioned her nicely for the next phase of her getting half naked for the people…a little abuse from your employer can go a long way I guess…

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I don’t know what this GIF of Barbara Palvin’s ass is from. It’s not like documenting Hungarian models branded by Victoria’s Secret is my job or anything….

I don’t know why it looks like one of those awkward pregnancy boudoir shoots normies who are knocked up seem to love getting done, just a topless man with his topless pregnant woman, being shot by some bootleg wedding photographer, as some sort of high concept you can buy at Walmart…you know the vibe…but its probably because it looks like she’s bloated, maybe too many carbonated drinks, maybe a Gluten issue, maybe a fat gunt that got her fired from Victoria’s Secret when they used to shun the fatties and had standards….look at the last frame if you don’t know what I am talking about.

I don’t know who the weird cult members in black dancing around her are, probably satanic ritual shit, you don’t get to America from Hungary without some tradeoffs, like selling your soul…..

I don’t know what her scars on her back are…movie make-up, or lashings from the Eyes Wide Shut sex party for the people into top models….or maybe it’s some acid burn from an angry father in her conservative home after finding out she gets naked for money….lots and lots of money.

I just know I don’t mind staring at it.

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Barbara Palvin’s the Hot Hungarian who was definitely not human trafficked when she was underage, it’s called modelling and that’s just how that industry works, it’s just totally normal that a non-English speaking 17 year old from Hungary ends up working for Victoria’s Secret soon after her 18th birthday.

They’d never use Victoria’s Secret to put them on the map so that they get a taste of the good life and never expose the casting team who put her on the map at 18 for being creeps, assuming they were creeps, which I’m not….but Epstein definitely didn’t help them make a case that they weren’t.

Just Kidding!

She’s in the grass, in a sports bra, looking fitter than she did when VS dropped her for being plus sized, before actual plus sized girls polluted the model industry, only to bring her back because she’s got great tits.

This is the kind of thing you’d probably want to see in the park, maybe even masturbate to in the park while hiding behind a trash can or picnic table, I don’t know how you do it, I’m just sure that you do it.

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