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2020

23

Oct

Barbara Palvin Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

Barbara Palvin was a patsy used my Victoria’s Secret PR or Marketing team to offset the fact that married Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after he performed at the VS fashion show one year…it was a big scandal that I was randomly in on from the first week thanks to my friend dating an Australian who grew up with Miranda Kerr’s agent…who let her know….so I was the one out there defending Palvin’s honor, since they spun the gossip to focus on Palvin, divert from Kerr, use Palvin as the bait and switch, when this bitch was just 18 from Hungary getting her first taste of the American dream…

Anyway, VS also basically dropped her when she got chubby, you can’t fuck with fat girls at VS, only to bring her back now that fat is “in”….so she’s their plus sized option, while hardly looking fat anymore…just hot…

So here she is rocking Catalog pics, my least favorite kind of pic, but she’s half naked…so it could be worse…since she’s hot.

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

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2020

21

Sep

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

Barbara Palvin is currently producing a youtube series with her boyfriend, who is one of the Suite Life with Zach and Cody actors, who is not on Riverdale. Their series is about them buying 100 acres of land and building out cabins on that land because it’s COVID and it’s allowed rich people to realize they don’t need to just live in their expensive mansions and apartments, but also could use a retreat in the wilderness to connect with nature, roll around in bear shit, you know the deal….

In promoting the show, I guess she’s getting topless, because if you live on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere building cabins, why bother wearing clothing…or maybe that’s just a biproduct or symptom of being a Victoria’s Secret model that took the backseat despite being used by the brand to polarize Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber back when she was just 18 and walking her first show…it was a “Victoria’s Secret Model fucks Bieber” and everyone assumed it was her, since Kerr was married to Orlando Bloom, before breaking up with him for a billionaire…while he ended up accidentally ejaculating in Katy Perry…Australians get drunk and do dumb things…don’t believe me? Ask any Australian.

That said, she took a back burner for being “bigger” than average VS models, they replaced her with Skinny dyke Stella Maxwell, this was before the brand got taken out for not being inclusive, because everyone deserves to be a lingerie model, even men, if they want to…and that brands have NO say in that…or some shit.

The unfortunate thing about it was Palvin, despite being bigger was still fucking hot, so they should have just kept riding her, but instead only got back into her when they realized they needed more curves on their roster.

Point being, she’s hot.

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2020

31

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bikini

Is this Hungarian making you Hungry, because she’s a half naked Victoria’s Secret model posing in her underwear for social media, since social media is the new media or whatever….a place where girls can get half naked and sell shit like they were a beer ad in the 80s before beer ads were forced to remove sexuality from their strategy because it was seen as misogynistic, so that girls could reclaim their sexuality and start posting their own sexualized content themselves, to ensure that sex still sells and will always sells, but when a girl does it herself it’s ok..

It is safe to assume that Victoria’s Secret is still paying some of their girls. I recently heard they were going bankrupt because they sold off the brand because it was struggling, the woke generation doesn’t like their level of exclusivity of trying to make it an accomplishment or a status to be a VS model, when they feel anyone and their dad dressed like a woman should be eligible for the title because nothing is exclusive anymore, except basically everything that involves any level of money, including but not limited to traveling on private jets, where’s my private jet, how unfair life is that we aren’t all assigned private jets, while Amazon probably has a fleet of 1000 jets…how unfair…let’s try to change that some bitches are hotter than other bitches, like some people are richer than other people, and that we aren’t all the fucking same, worthy of the same reward for existing, some people just do life better….fuckers.


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2020

10

Jan

Barbara Palvin Boring Underwear Catalog Shoot of the Day

My one complaint about these catalog pics, no pussy.

It’s like if you’re going to wear panties, pull them up inside you like they are a vibrator you can’t afford but simulate by gripping them and gyrating….you know a little MY PUSSY IS HUNGRY LET ME EAT THESE…or AT LEAST….show some pussy definition…instead…smoothed out, lit and photoshopped. Fuck that.

Even when wearing those high waisted big girl cotton and comfortable panties, I expect to see more meat and potatoes. If you know what I mean……..I’m just spitting it off…you know a little riffing…you know…blogging is my soundcloud mumble rap.

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2019

02

Dec

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bra Panties

Big girl Barbara Palvin who is not looking as big as she probably is….maybe it’s liposuction, maybe it is keto diet, maybe it is starving herself, maybe it is photoshop, maybe it is FACETUNE, who the fuck cares she’s struggling to get her pants over her ass and based on my research over the years…a fat ass being squeezed into a pair of pants that are a few sizes too small is a fucking fetish and also a “meme” because every bitch with a fat ass who wants to show off her fat ass is doing it…

The girl fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat, after being recruited when she was underage by the brand (or maybe EPSTEIN) was used to protect their star MIRANDA KERR who cheated on Orlando Bloom because he’s a faggot who now fucks Katy Perry proving his FAGGOT-ISM, with BEIBER when he was underage and performing at the VS Show they have since cancelled because no one fucking cares about a mall brand pretending to be high concept in an INFOMERCIAL…only to have their back turned on her before realizing they need plus sized girls to stay relevant in this FAT world where fat is a thing and brands that don’t do fat get boycotted by everyone even the non fats…cuz they lose credibility as a modern and relevant brand even if they make XXXXL panties…because the public want to see XXXXL ass in those panties….like a bunch of chubby chasing fat fetishists I’ll never understand….

The world is nuts, but I like this Barbara Palvin pic.

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2019

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

I’ve written this o a variation of this in the past.

I can’t bring original thought or ideas to a post about a person I literally do not give a fuck about, or even remember exists….but Barbara Palvin the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

Remember the out-dated dying brand has ties to EPSTEIN, they basically FINANCED his life and is the key to 70 percent of his pervert wealth….they know human trafficking…

Now thanks to the pressure of the media, trying to pretend they are “woke”, because VS is tired of taking shit for not hiring fat chicks, or trans, or fucking amputees with skin diseases, diabetes and AIDS, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, let trans people rock your shit, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks…cuz fat chicks are gross.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

19

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bra Panties

Barbara Palvin has a huge fucking ass….which is exciting to some….and with that big girl ass she’s squeezing into a thong for Victoria’s Secret….so tells so much more of a story than just an ass in a thong…she tells a story of corporations taking knee-jerk reactions to deep rooted failures in their business that is run by an Epstein sponsor, which you can deduce was involved in all Epstein had to offer…

So Palvin’s fat ass got fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat for Victoria’s Secret, they have standards you know….standards that include ripping everyone off with made in china shit they over-price….

Now, she’s been asked back, cuz I guess she did good work and had good viral appeal is in the celeb scene as she fucks Disney kids and people seem to fucking love this bitch….

All thanks to society hating on Victoria’s Secret for not casting trans, fat, relevant people to speak to the state of the world that hates girls who look like their dated patriarchal look….

When they should hate them for being a lame as fuck shitty mall brand who despite having hot army of hot chicks promoting their nonsense….they clearly weren’t doing the best they could with those models…as they photoshopped each nipple to keep the catalog SFW….

The fact that they photoshopped as many nipples as they have over the years make them the fucking enemy….deleting nipples…erasing nipples…what kind of genocide is that.

And the fact that Palvin is so thick, is just the way girls look now, and I’m ok with looking at it….

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2019

14

May

Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day

Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers…

It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters…

Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be…

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2019

06

May

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up…

Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance,

The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses…

Welcome back.

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2019

03

May

Barbara Plavin’s Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s on her welcome back to the family tour, after being ousted like some kind of Scientologist who turned on Scientology, only to be ignorred by her people, only instead o denouncing a religion it was for being fat….

But being a desperate person, an immigrant just trying to make it, she’s been accepted back into their club, cuz Victoria’s Secret needs plus sized girls, and she’s plus sized by their standards, which is why she was fird…

So here she is Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour – celebrating because the brand came back to her cuz she probably thinks they genuinely need her, but they just need a fat girl and she knows the drill.

Either way, good cleavage…

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