Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride….

The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis…

Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber…

Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines…

All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work…

All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency..

Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

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I think it is safe to say that 19 year old Hungarian model, who miraculously, isn’t working at a dairy farm in Hungary like you’d expect most 19 year old Hungarians to be doing, but is instead an international model, is looking her best in these pics….

I don’t know what “El Pais Semanal” is, I just know they took an otherwise uneventful looking girl, who has managed international modelling success for whatever reason, and slut her out proper.

This is by far the best we’ve seen her, and for that we must celebrate….not that we wouldn’t celebrate if she was in a fucking snow suit, the whole fact she’s 19, for perverts like us, makes her worth a fuck, even if she was 50 pounds heavier and missing teeth…

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The only time a bride is erotic – is when she’s not your bride, because when she is your bride, even when beautiful and looking her best, thanks to her year of fitness for this day, all you see is prison stripes…

So when the bride is your friends bride, who you figure you’ll try to get some alone time with to make into a bad wife on day one, something that I would be into, just to prove the sanctitude of marriage is a whole lot of shit, you know to help alleviate some of the pressure of “til death do us part”….

Or when she’s some 18 year old famous model from Eastern Europe, modelling wedding dresses like high school girls playing dress-up…

It is as close bride fetish porn without being bride fetish porn…and I am into that.

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Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid….

Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…

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I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help…..

Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.

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There was a time when Terry Richardson would get crackhead models to do crackhead things that usually involved his penis at the worst, or their vaginas at the best….meaning he built a career on being this pervert, modeling fucking, cool guy, smut peddler who knew the right people…but now when he gets models, even the 18 year old eager ones he normally would have had spread eagled, he just gets them to show their un-toned bellies, instead of hipster bush, trying to impress and he masterminds the bitches…what a bummer. He’s been ruined by corporate clients who frown upon the softcore porn that was spun as art that made this guy….it’s all about the money. There comes a time we all need to sell out.

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These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.

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