I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation.

That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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