I hate to be a hater…actually I don’t hate being a hater at all..cuz the basis of my existence is hating…in as nice a way as possible…but this 18 year old Victoria’s Secret model who has been getting a ton of hype…from walking her first show…to banging Beiber all while confusing me as to where the evil geniuses at Victoria’s Secret even find a teen model to get in their lingerie…and now disappointing me with her bikini body that at 18 is not toned enough for my liking….or busty enough for those hips that can’t lie cuz they are too big…bt I guess at 18 she’s not done growing and this is just her awkward stage…..cuz here she is in a bikini…after what looks like a few too many Christmas dinners / fruitcakes…you know Kate Upton’s diet….cuz it works for Kate Upton….right?!

For the record…to prevent hateful emails on this glorious XMAS Day…i realize she’s still a hot 18 year old…I just don’t buy into the hype…

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Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez…

The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.

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I’m done MOURNING HIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA GOMEZ

The latest in Beiber fake relationships because has to be gay….is that his new girlfriend is the 18 year old young blood Victoria’s Secret is trying to make famous…. Barbara Palvin ….

Now, I’ve been following her instagram for a few months now…and prior to her becoming a huge fucking deal…back when she only had one VS shoot in her garter belt…she was posting non stop pics of her and her little local BF…who I guess was her high school sweetheart…but like all fame whores who become famous…you gotta leave that in the past…and jump on opportunities like banging your favorite pop star now that you have access…and the whole thing is all controlled by their management cuz they all want as much exposure as possible…when all I want is for her to expose more of her genitals…

It is all lies…bullshit…and it doesn’t matter…its’ just another excuse to post a bikini and lingerie model in her teens…cuz I don’t care who she is fucking for fame….or cuz of her model fame…I just care that she’s fucking….

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Barbara Palvin is 18…..and she’s the future of Victoria’s Secret….making me wonder where these Victoria’s Secret scouts look for new pussy to get half naked the day it turns 18….but I assume it’s in the school yard…or even in their Eastern European training camp head quarters where these immigrant bitches are bred to be stars…with diet, fitness, and awesome tans….ready to give husbands lingerie catalog masturbation fodder…and you know what…it works for me…cuz when I try to trick 18 year olds to get naked….it’s way less effective than Victoria’s Secret’s moves…more proof that being an evil corporation is awesome…

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Barbara Palvin is a pretty popular up and coming mode who is barely 18 and already making huge fucking moves as the next immigrant robbed from her ethnic country to work for the billion dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation in exchange for fame, money and promises of the American dream…..

She was shot doing some Equestrian bullshit, and I figure that’s gotta be a fetish to some of you, you know where you fantasize about being the failed jockey hired stage hand for her manor, where her massive model body that’s probably pushing 6 feet man handles you as you’re cleaning the stable….or maybe it’s just me….I like girls with horses….even when they aren’t getting fucked by horses…or even naked….so I’m posting the pics anyway…

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Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we all have to undertake cuz it is in our genetic code to want the youngest, hottest, most fertile, fittest, bustiest girl….cuz back when we were cave men…there was no age of consent, we just took what we wanted….just another example of how society is breaking us down with our own man made rules…

That said, Barbara Palvin is an immigrant, is a teen, is spectacular….but the reason she’s top of her game just doesn’t make sense to me, cuz at 18 I wasn’t working for huge corporations….and I was living in America…so for some immigrant to make it this far at this tender age…I can only assume questionable behavior was involved and that makes her all the more erotic.

here she is in a bra – making moves…

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Barbara Palvin is a model and she’s awesome. She’s 18. She’s already booked shit like Victoria’s Secret and she’s from some third World communist war torn country….making me wonder how at 18 she has already come so far and with so many girls competing with her….leading me to think the modeling world is fully mafia run and corrupt….cuz when I was 18 I wasn’t making millions in other countries…I was too busy jerking off for that….something I’ve never stopped being too busy doing….and that I may or may be doing right now…to some 18 year old Hungarian model fully clothed in pictures….here are the pics.

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Barbara Palvin is a hot model who has a very questionable past that makes her a lot hotter…..

She is on 18 years old….and to make her success pretty fucking insane…she is also from Budapest the premiere human trafficking Russian Mob run sex trade hub around…

I mean to be a model for Victoria’s Secret at 25 after 8 years in the Game, living in New York and doing big campaigns is rare enough, but this 18 year old from a place they may not even have running water, is working for Victoria’s Secret lingerie….seems pretty fucking criminal…..I just have no proof.

I have checked her WIKIPEDIA, which is the extent of my spying, unless she left her bedroom blinds open, in which case, I’d be up in trees watching, but that’s just cuz I’m a peeping tom and has nothng to do with me really grasping how these international models are scooped up and imported, unless shit is run through some sort of organized crime ring.

Not that any of that matters, nor does her working as at 13, even thought that is called pedophilia outside of the fashion world…cuz here she is looking hot in lingerie, and that alone are the blinders that make all ok.

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I am sure it didn’t take a genius….or that much market research to come to the conclusion that photoshopping out nipples is weird, misrepresentative of the product, and hard to jerk off to….even the Sears Catalog in the 70s had fucking nipple in it, why the fuck would we regress and go more Christian….like shit even the 1920s were more fun than our shitty conservative fucking lives and those people actually feared God and didn’t realize it was actually fucking Aliens….

Finally. I’ve been telling the idiots at Victoria’s Secret to step it up, modernize, stop playing safe, sure they never listened, but that’s only because they don’t know I exist, but I like to think that I have touched them indirectly, like I have touched so many of you and here are the pics…of Barbara Palvin….a hot fucking model…

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