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2017

16

Oct

Bianca Balti Hot Pics of the Day

Damn girl…get it..

Bianca Balt is good…but she’s fucking old, in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…but still good…. despite being in her mid 30s and a mom…

It’s probably the Euro thing, some Mediterranean diet high in good fats like olive oil and fresh produce because we’ve all seen how fat and disgusting moms of 2 in America look…I’ve been to Walmart.I know how it is..and The only titty grabbing they are doing on camera is for their boyfriends they met on Facebook after their husbands left them…or while trying to breast feed their kid they just had for child welfare checks…and no one wants to see that shit…I mean no magazine does…but I do, I love that shit, send it over my way, I like moms of all shapes and sizes, it’s a fetish…

I just know that moms like this, doing pics like this for their modeling career, are something special…

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2017

25

May

Bianca Balti’s Nipple on a Photoshoot of the Day

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Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some other LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit wherever the fuck she’s shooting…and she’s exposed her nipple…

As a model….she’s fucking old, she’s in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…

But she looks good, despite being in her mid 30s – it’s probably the Euro thing as we’ve all seen how fat moms of 2 in America look like…and the whole nipple thing is whatever as we live in a time where nipples are like shirts as they should be…and nipples don’t hold as much excitement when you know 2 babies latched on them…unless she’s more of the party model mom who doesn’t produce milk because she is on a cigarette diet…which in and of itself is pretty hot.

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2017

20

Feb

Bianca Balti in a Towel of the Day

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Mario Testino is an overrated fashion photographer….he does a series with every woman he shoots for fashion of them in their shower, you know because he gets in there nice and intimate with them, and he’s been around such a long time that the newcomers to the game just participate in his shit…

Bianca Balti is not a newcomer at all…she’s an Italian….but more importantly…she’s 32 years old..which is 100 in model years…but more importantly she’s got a daughter – or two daughters with two different men, I guess the first one wasn’t rich enough…..but a mom of two in all women years makes her vagina 100 years old…

But luckily that doesn’t stop us men from wanting to fuck it, you know there’s dudes out there fucking 1000 year old women who aren’t rich hot models I call 100 years old because they’ve shat our children and are in their 30s…

I’m talking leathery, saggy skin, falling apart…half dead 100 year olds…who smell like mothballs…wso I guess this towel pic isn’t a bad thing to everyone…

Here’s her mom ass for some clothing brand…and it’s good…

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2016

25

Aug

Bianca Balti for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Bianca Balti is naked for fashion – if fashion was a men’s magazine nude photo for the men who want tits in magazines they buy…but not whore Porn tits, that’s for the Internet, actual print in this era of no print is only for naked real models…who have the same morals and ethics as Porn chicks just less obvious and more fancy…

This isn’t about Balti the nude model…it’s about living the Russian post communist dream – that in their run by mobster country can actually produce American made GQ….take that Cold War! Take that…

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2016

14

Jun

Bianca Balti Naked in GQ Italy of the Day

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Bianca Balti is amazing…for a 32 year old – i repeat OLD model you may know from doing some Victoria’s Secret modeling…

She’s the kind of girl you look at and think, “I’d get her pregnant”….but unfortunately, sperm already made its way to her UTERUS before you ever could…so you could just imagine being the stepfather to her already exisitng kid….that probably has a rich dad, models aren’t dumb, maximize opportunity when it comes your way….gettin’ paid…get paid….make sure you keeping getting paid…even if you have to use the uterus for that..

I guess the only interesting thing in this is that GQ, a mainstream men’s magazine owned by Conde Nast, a big mainstream private company, posts tits, at least in their European market…and Playboy, a porn magazine that intellectualized porn, but is still porn doesn’t…because as I know, and I guess they know…if you start out mainstream and show tits, it’s ok, but if you show tits and try to go mainstream, you gotta stop showing tit…and really, there’s no need for further investigation of the tit…artistic because it’s black and white – that’s how you know…..

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2014

05

Nov

Bianca Balti Wedding Dress Porn of the Day

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There is nothing erotic about girls in wedding dresses, unless of course those wedding dresses are being worn for some rich asshole who the model in the wedding dress is marrying for the good life, or for an ad campaign….and not for you, because one thing I know for sure, is that even the hottest girl’s husband secretly hates her for stealing his freedom and life…marriage is a joke…

But there’s a fantasy in girls in wedding dresses on their way to their wedding letting you up in them before it’s too late…one last hurrah…usually she is marry a friend of yours…and your an asshole…but are you really? I mean it’s not like you’re the one getting married..

Anyway, here’s Bianca Balti – in wedding dresses getting paid bro….

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2014

27

Jun

Bianca Balti by Greg Lotus for Playboy of the Day

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Playboy is up on the fashion kick. They started with Kate Moss, now they have got Bianca Balti, so it’s all falling into place….the rebrand…

You see there was a time when Playboy was a high brow, fashion nudity type men’s magazine, before becoming a gutter stripper hangout because HEF liked trashy strippers…

So in staying competitive, and taking a lead from the european Playboy, they’ve decided to go down the fashion route, since fashion mags are doing what Playboy did anyway…but fashion magazines get ads on nudity, and make money, so why the fuck wouldn’t the strongest brand follow suit…

I love what they are doing, and I’d never endorse something like Playboy, unless I meant it…keep up the good shoots, with good photogs and nude babes, there’s hope for another wind of famous girls who don’t see naked getting naked for money because Playboy still has some clout and pays 75k a shoot…

Here are the pics I’ll be forced to take down by lawyers very soon…

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2013

12

Dec

Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

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Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model…

Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…

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2013

05

Jul

Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day

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Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow their ignorant asses to be a little more accepting to this hotness…

But I take what I can get….and I am okay with this…nothing celebrates America like pictures for magazines from FRANCE….

If you’re not into Bianca Balti the Brazilian, maybe you’re into the Gay Fat Kid Who Looks like Perez Hilton School Shooting Cuz He Was Bullied….

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2013

02

May

Bianca Balti’s Shitty Bikini Campaign for D&G of the Day

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Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit for Dolce and Gabana that would probably be hotter if it was a little more erotic and a lot less ripped dude flexing. You know with more of her mom body in compromising positions and less of this subtle artistic shit we’ve seen before. I mean the budget behind this shit was probably huge enough to get her to spread that italian cure meat sandwich in her white bikini bottoms….

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