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2013

13

Mar

Bianca Balti’s Hot Bikini Perfume Campaign of the Day

Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….

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2013

13

Feb

Bianca Balti in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

I always knew…from the first time I heard about this sweatshop made low cost clothing…that H&M were secretly smut peddlers…sure their ad agency has ignored my emails the last 5 years….not even having the decency to reject me….because they think I’m too vulgar or smutty…or more importantly cuz they don’t realize the drunkenstepfather as a life philosophy is about not giving a fuck, saying inappropriate things, but for some reason, they think it is on some child molesting kick…because I guess that’s all they know from first hand experience with their stepfather who drank too much…all these corporations are fucking idiots….but at least their creative direction weren’t idiots in casting Italian Bianca Balti…cuz unlike most Bianca’s I know…she’s not a fat black stripper lookin for 10 dollars a song…but instead some kind of goddess I want drink life’s juices from every one of her orifices….I’m classy like that…..

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2011

28

Nov

Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Here are a couple of models modeling some PG-13 lingerie….that means not so erotic…not so sheer….not that easy to jerk off to….for H&M….because I guess they are getting in the Victoria’s Secret hustle realizing half naked bitches make motherfuckers money…unless you are a blogger posting pictures of those half naked with stupid captions no one cares about….in which case…it just makes you depressed…

I’ve posted pics before ….and here are the new ones….

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2010

17

Sep

Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day

I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…

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