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2016

09

May

Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day

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Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party, where Canada comes together and drinks maple syrup and build igloos while seal hunting and fucking french trashy sluts….no one seems to care about, because Canada.

But someone seems to care about Heather Marks, because hot model…..

You see if you’re a hot model who gets half naked for your career, that anyone with a brain will know is hardly a career, but more standing around in exotic and luxurious places posing until a rich guy notices…you have no borders…you are international…

Which is probably why she’s in Glamour Germany…

Too big for the people back home, too expensive for our currency, so my poutine gravy will never drip down her inner thigh, but if I print this pics up, I can recreate for 10 cents and less headaches of a needy demanding bitch over at Staples…I’m ok being the guy who jerks off on color print outs..

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2014

30

Sep

Heather Marks Nude Selfie on Set of the Day

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party I talk about here, but that no one seems to care about, because Canada.

I guess the fashion and modelling world picked her up and made her rich early on in life, so now at 26, she doesn’t need any of my maple syrup dripping off her chin, all over her amazing body.

I am sure she’s had the Maple Syrup of many rich – A-List men all over over amazing body…and I would just pollute all she’s built up for herself…

You know, too cool for my igloo, wolves and not giving me her beaver…ever…but she is giving her beaver to world on set somewhere – in a selfie that is amazing

I have no idea where she posted it, but as a model, this is part of the job…you know the whole being naked thing – and thank god for that. Let’s hope she takes her daily nudity more seriously and documents it – because this is magical. Everything I ever wanted in a selfie without anus.

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2012

06

Jan

Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models….

Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit….

So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit…

Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..

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2011

28

Nov

Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Here are a couple of models modeling some PG-13 lingerie….that means not so erotic…not so sheer….not that easy to jerk off to….for H&M….because I guess they are getting in the Victoria’s Secret hustle realizing half naked bitches make motherfuckers money…unless you are a blogger posting pictures of those half naked with stupid captions no one cares about….in which case…it just makes you depressed…

I’ve posted pics before ….and here are the new ones….

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