Sara Sampaio is one of the Victoria’s Secret models I don’t really understand. She was out of Portugal which at the time was not nearly as trendy a place for travelers on a budget or expats trying to start a new tax free life with their Golden Visa.

She was also not very hot, not very interesting, not very exciting. She had brown hair and light eyes, so I thought she was a swap for Adriana Lima, who never really retired from the brand, but rather died off with the brand dropping hot chicks from the roster, but she was hardly Adriana Lima in hotness, she just spoke the same language….

She’s really the kind of chick you wouldn’t even notice in the grocery store, she’s basic, average and you’d assume she’s some refugee from Ukraine or some shit because she’s not fat, but other than that, a giant whatever.

It’s almost like they were testing the concept of non-hot models before they officially killed the ANGELS that they are supposedly bringing back because it was a terrible marketing strategy.

Trying to cater to the fat lesbian angry chicks of the internet who wear knitted underwear they make at their feminist knitting club and would never buy VS is a waste of fucking time, which I guess they are realizing.

Sports Illustrated, the other mainstream smut peddler we used to rely on finding us talent and producing content around talent is another feminist experiment to cater to the angry lesbian who doesn’t wear swimsuits or ever pay attention to sports unless it’s to write think pieces on how problematic it is for society as a whole…so they publish articles like “model shoots down fat shamer in the best way”, in some weird article you’d expect on the now dead JEZEBEL, but even Jezebel brought some meanness to the lesbian content…..just run by chicks pushing the feminist agenda to turn the swim magazine into a feminist friendly place, when dudes are supposed to be the one fat shaming these whores who profit off our boners….but they know the core audience of dudes will look at the bikini pics regardless.

So maybe, this site should become a feminist site…..

Now, here’s an uneventful Sara Sampaio who has brought out some emotions in me today, which is more than she’s ever done before thanks to the level of boring she is, even with the tits out!

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Sara Sampaio is probably one of the least interesting things out of Portugal, which may not be saying much since most things stay in Portugal, because according to all the retirment and expat articles I see, it seems to be the number one place to move to as North Americans, the affordable and friendly gateway to Europe, even people like Madonna have moved there, likely in hopes of finding the portal to hell where her keepers are waiting for her, or to evade taxes, but all this to say that Portugal is pretty great…> Sara Sampaio…not so much.

She’s a perfectly average looking Victoria’s Secret model from an era when they were supposed to bring us unrealistic body images to make the women in our lives hate themselves and thus fuck us more due to that hatred of themselves…

She’s almost so average that you’d think she was part of Victoria’s Secret’s woke programming that destroyed their business and that they claim to be returning to the hot chick.

She was at an ALO YOGA event, which is an instagram brand that people consider to be the top of the charts in terms of marketers, so that means she’s still mainstream and relevant, or trying to be by associating with the new mainstream and relevant like she did at Victoria’s Secret when they were mainstream and relevant…and she brought the tits out, which is obviously a strategy when you’re a weathered, middle aged, underwear from another era….

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Sara Sampaio was one of the least exciting Victoria’s Secret Angels back when they used to use the Angels to promote their underwear, you know before going woke and having the whole empire collapse in a weird way, because no one wants fat girls in underwear, not even fat girls buying the fat size of said underwear, it’s just the loud voices of the internet who protest that shit and instead of ignoring, brands through a fucking rawhide bone or cupcake into their circle of rage by giving them what they want, when it’s not what WE want.

So they fired the angels, like how Playboy once dropped the nudity before becoming its own OnlyFans because the nudity is what pays, meaning they’ll likely re-hire the angels at some point, but hopefully a new round because these old timers are old.

Sure, they still use their asses to self promote, and I don’t mind her big ass, but she’s old and I’m ready for new ass…

Maybe I’m just a hater, because even when she was at her peak, hired as an Adriana Lima who even spoke Portuguese, because she’s of Portuguese stock as you can probably tell by the widening of her ass as she pushes 40….I thought she as average at best….

I’m a hater, but I’m not hating the fat ass!

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Sara Sampaio is one of the more basic Victoria’s Secret models that has existed.

My theory was they they hired her to replace Adriana Lima before realizing that bitch would never quit, but a Portuguese Speaking, Light Eyed girl was all those casting people needed, or she met the right guy on a fishing boat off the coast of Lisbon and her figured he’d give her a career as a model because she was tall enough as a thank you for the great fish her family brought him, like those custard pastries and Nando’s chicken, those Portuguese can fish.

Anyway, she’s the kind of VS model, who is no longer a VS model because VS turned their back on hot chicks…I actually walked by a VS store the other day and they had a fat fuck in their window, like some kind of virtue signalling woke liars….like back in the day the ugly VS models were this girl you wouldn’t notice on the street and now they are the girls you can’t help but notice because they take up the whole sidewalk or all the seats on the bus, thanks to being built like a bus.

What I am trying to say, I’ll get to it, is that Sara Sampaio doing nipple braless titty selfies like some kind of basic whore almost makes her less average looking, even though she’s doing what is now average things! Internet iPhone whorin’.

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I’ve pretty much found Sara Sampaio not that exciting of a model since Victoria’s Secret recruited her from a fishing boat in Portugal where she used to work….

I figured she was their Adriana Lima replacement, dark hair, dark skin, light eyes, for when Lima retired, then she never retired so they just lived at the brand in tandem.

Since her Victoria’s Secret days that were ended quickly thanks to that whole EPSTEIN affiliation, you know the Epstein plane was originally the Victoria’s Secret plane….SCANDALOUS….

But yeah, they refused to use fat chicks, which was awesome positioning, but then they folded and dropped their hot chicks that made the brand, but for whatever reason still work with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber to try to buy “relevance” through poser hot chicks, trying to be hot chicks, and the whole thing is a mess…..

Luckily, Sara Sampaio has gone onto to bigger and better things, still half naked in bikini, looking better than she normally does, since I’ve been consistently not a Sara Sampaio fan.

I am however a bikini photoshoot fan, so I am glad they still happen in this new era of nude selfie….

This was shot by a dude named Cameron Hammond who is managed by his wife who has emailed me to take down unreleased pics in the past and was VERY cool about it, considering most photographers like ZOEY GROSSMAN send troll lawyers to fucking sue like the garbage fucking money grubbing cunt that she is, not realizing that this is just FREE promo and appreciation of work they FUCKING GOT PAID for….so yeah Cameron Hammond and his hot bikini pics are legend.

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Sara Sampaio is probably the least exciting of the last generation of Victoria’s Secret angels, one of those “How did that average looking bitch get the job”, to which you’d have to assume she sucked the right cock, dated the right rich guy, was human trafficked from a Young Age by the human traffickers funded by the founder of the brand, only to be rewarded for her service as one of their models, because I just don’t believe people jerked off to her, which is really a criteria for a VS model!

Maybe I’m just a hater, but I’m not hating this CHRISTMAS GARLAND bikini, since Christmas is my fucking jam, the only thing I actually find interesting, listening to Christmas carols all year round, watching Christmas movies all year round, and if I wasn’t a titty blogger writing about whores, I’d work at a Christmas Village store selling made in china ornaments, even though I’d probably be more into making slutty Christmas outfits out of ornaments like this, which I guess is a best of both worlds scenario and now inspo for my next career! Maybe Sampaio isn’t as useless as I thought, I mean she does have a cunt after all!

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Sara Sampaio’s a dumpy ex Victoria’s Secret model who some of you may find hot, because she was marketed as being hot at one point in her life.

She’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model, but I guess she could still be working with the brand, I don’t really keep track of Sara Sampaio or what she’s up to.

I am only posting this because her body, a body that was once a VS ANGEL, is beyond fucking average, so let that be inspiring to all the average bitches out there, that you TOO could be a VS model if you found the right obscure ailment, trending race, gender, mental health issue, retardation, addiction, illness, genetic defect to work your way into the mix!

“I am fat, gay, trans, with diabetes, one foot, and a breast cancer, alopecia and a skin rash, incontenence, not due to health reasons but out of laziness, diapers over toilets, etc”

Anyway, she’s in hr bikini, likely teaching her hot pregnant friend how to catch fish with her mouth, like a dolphin, the Portug

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I don’t find Sara Sampaio all that hot, I’m really only impressed by her Portuguese Fisherman or would it be Fisher-person in this woke genderless times of retards trying to control our language….

Either way, in these woke genderless times that are arguably end times….because shit is fucking weird…having a fisher person in your tribe, at your compound, helping to survive with the help of the sea, because inflation and supply issues are forcing the city dwellers to eat each other, since being hungry lads to losing your damn mind and doing things like eating your neighbor….after you’ve eaten all the rats, pets, you can….

So she’s hot for her skillset, not that hot for a model and today she’s here naked in a selfie fishing for compliments I guess…and I figure you should give them to her when you remember she was a VS Angel, or at least almost a VS Angel in a time when brands used hot chicks, and saying a model isn’t all that hot, is far better than saying “that fat chick with no toes that the brand uses to show other brands how woke they are….and at a certain point that will have to end, but until it does, the battle for hot chicks is now the battle for the biggest freaks to sell bullshit product that makes people like Sara Sampaio more desirable than she’s ever been, let’s bring back the ugly VS models and call it a day, because ugly VS models still meant they were hotter than every other bitch around….

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Sara Sampaio’s the Portuguese Fisherman turned Victoria’s Secret model, which I always thought was a weird series of events, because I never really found her all that hot, but I guess the people at Victoria’s Secret like Portuguese speakers as a general rule, so instead of Brazil, they go to the source, to the colonialists that the woke ar eso mad out.

She has a billionaire boyfriend and lives a pretty luxurious life, but I guess when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s how it goes.

She has also been dumpy, or chubby, over the course of her not doing that whole modeling thing as aggressively as she’s done in her early years….

So maybe this eating a croissant in a bikini is her fuck you to the body shamers like me who thik this is fat.. even if she’s not that fat, just fat for a model, or maybe it’s a new course in her career, a whole new world, a whole new direction where she turns things around and makes herself a 300 pounder…..for the feeder fetishists…or maybe this is her after starving herself out for a bikini selfie for likes and follows…WE WILL NEVER KNOW….but we’ll look at her fat model tits…..since her Portuguese Moustache is not getting in the way of things…

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We call her Momma Portugal because she is from Portugal, that is the level of creative as I get, but in being Momma Portugal, she’s the kind of girl you’d probably want on a fishing trip because genetically, she can fish, one of those jump in the water and come up with a trout in her mouth like some kind of Dolphin…then you can throw her in the kitchen to grill it all up..another Portugese trait…which is really all you want out of a woman….and for desert you can braid your facial hair together……ohhhhhhhhhhh

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