Sara Sampaio the Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, stripped out of her fishing waders, and got into a dress for some very important event, one so important, that she brought her nipples out. Maybe it is because she doesn’t know how to dress up proper, being a fisherman’s daughter, or maybe she knows how to take advantage of red carpet paparazzi opportunities, where she attempts to give people something to talk about because everything else about her is pretty fucking boring.

From dating a billionaire to being a VS model, to having a Portuguese woman beard…it’s all pretty boring.

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Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence…

Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick.

Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…?

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Sara Sampaio trying to out-do her trans sister who is stealing all the glory….

So bitch took out her Fisherman’s Daughter from Portugal hard nipples in a dress…that brings attention to her pussy mound you’d want to fish in with your dick…hoping to catch some crabs cuz you know she’s one of those women so hairy she’s got nipple hair….and I guess what it comes down to is that I like when girls wear summer dresses with no underwear and go out on walks – especially when shit gets back lit and you can see everything. It happens often and it is wonderful…so I appreeciate the effort this second tier VS model, the second wrung Sampaio who we know HATED that they hired another Sampaio – how could they do that to her

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This is Sara Sampaio is reacting to her brother taking over for Victoria’s Secret…HERE

People love reaction videos on Youtube to the dumbest shit…they make 1000s of dollars off the shit…so you should like this…weirdo.

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Sara Sampaio the Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter is out here showing off what she wears when she has to get the fishing nets back on the boat after they get snagged on all the plastics in the Ocean.

It’s a little slutty, but if you’ve ever heard her discuss her social media strategy – AND I HAVE – her whole thing is that the sluttier the pics, the more the likes, the more the brand – VICTORIA’ SECRET – gives her bonuses and when you’re just a Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter, all the money you can get in helps…and if showing your ass is how it’s done…then get it fucking done…cuz she grew up watching her dad risk his life at sea every damn day from 4 am to 7 pm or later….just to get food on the table…and this bitch just has to take an ass shot that literally takes 3-5 mins to get at the right angle…easy money in sex work…tell your daughters as they struggle through their math homework “you can always suck a dick you know”.

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Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter – Sara Sampaio – is out here in a bikini like she used to be when she worked her dad’s fishing boat and would have to jump in to free the net from whatever it was snagged on….a skillset that allowed her to work her way into the mainstream American dream thanks to the Evil Underwear Empire amplifying her audience, paying her lots of money, increasing her profile and allowing her to find love with a Billionaire who likes hairy Portuguese women while they look like this…and not when they are 300 pounds and working at the Portuguese Chicken Restaurant making the Pasteis De Nata…trying to keep their beard hairs from falling in the pie dough…

RIGHT.

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Sara Sampaio is the Fisherman’s Daughter straight from the mean streets of the Portuguese Fishing community she’s from, rocking her instagram like a low level instagrammer, using that ass, that could be a photoshopped ass for likes, even though she’s already signed up with the big brand all these whores want to be associated with,because that big brand clearly pays incentive bonuses for the added social media hype the pre-purchased social media post get….

She doesn’t have a #AD up in here, so call the FCC, this immigrant on your property is breaking all the advertising rules..unless being on payroll by the brand is the loop hole – those sneaky fucks…with their lawyers who know all the rules..

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Sara Sampaio is out there showing off her ass like a basic instagram whore, because instagram has reduced all these people to being basic instagram whores, they all have to show off their bodies to get noticed, or to get engagement, which is no different than a sex worker, but for some reason it is deemed premium despite being like a sex worker…..and bitch gets paid hefty for this…but it makes no sense to me…

This Fisherman’s daughter from Portugal has done big things, working with victoria’s secret…and I guess that’s about all she’s done, but just ask JOSIE CANSECO….that’s all a girl wants or needs to feel accomplished in life.

The real issue is, who decides what is sex, what is in bad taste, what is shameless nudity, etc..who is the guy at Facebook saying that this bitch, who is a lingerie model is not porn, but if some Playboy chick, or everyday girl, or porn chick posts something less slutty it is porn…

It is like why are some brands against advertising on a site that they consider porn, this site for example, but their spokesperson is Kim K who got fucked by black cock in video.

All while actual porn chicks can’t close brand deals despite having an engaged audience because of the porn, but Kim K who got fucked by black cock gets a million dollars a post.

The world is hypocritical and I’ve been saying it for years, I am glad that more and more people are perverts like me, producing slutty content and calling out the media for being so fucking uptight…

It’s only been 15 years of me doing it to see more and more people start to fight it…but ultimately…the internet is one big pornsite, Facebook and Google and Reddit and Twitter are no better than gaping asshole fetish sites…

No matter how rich this VS model is, or how connected she is, what she’s producing is smut and if others are punished for it, why isn’t she..

Nice ass though. Glad she shared it like we were sexting even though we never met and don’t know each other….

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese Fisherman and this is how they dress… You know a Hairy little European in one of the greatest of European Countries according to everyone but Europeans who think Portugal is the asshole of Europe because Portuguese people are pretty trash…and sure, a lot of Portuguese people are trash…it’s hard to be sophisticated when you’re a fucking Fisherman..but I say fuck the rest of Europe and imagine fucking Portugal in the form of Sara Sampaio…their one good looking celebrity….and even she’s hairy as fuck….but why does that matter? It doesn’t. Equal opportunity to all hairy bitches except Alyssa Milano.

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