I find Sara Sampaio pretty fucking unattractive….which makes me laugh because she somehow trolled Victoria’s Secret who typiccally have some level of standards when it comes to their casting…but for whatever this Portuguese slipped through the cracks…maybe her family provided the perverts who ran Victoria’s Secret at the time their fish, since Portugese people are Fishermen first….and because fish is a reference to her cunt…see how clever I am…

I actually don’t hate Portugal, it’s a great place even if it is seen as the asshole of Europe but when I had a job many years ago.. I worked for a couple of first generation Portuguese people and they were fucking trash….so I tend to assume all Portuguese Canadians fucking suck, but Portuguese from Portugal don’t bother me….I just don’t think Sara Sampaio’s all that good even if she’s got that HOT stamp of approval from the falling empire that is Victoria’s Secret…and is a reminder that their empire has fallen…but you ,may like her in her short tight shorts even though her pussy lacks cameltoe…which is also weird…overall…in conclusion – fuck Sara Sampaio.

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Fisherman’s daughter Sara Sampaio, who may not actually be a fisherman’s daughter, but she is Portuguese and rumored to have been raised in Portugal before being human trafficked by Victoria’s Secret as their Adriana Lima replacement, you know dark Portuguese features with the light eyes, only Lima didn’t end up retiring when she should have and both worked co-currently despite being the same fucking person…

ANYWAY, the daughter of a fisherman, because all Portuguese people are fisherman, obviously…will that get me cancelled? Or are the Portuguese too busy reeling in the nets to bother with websites saying MASS GENERALIZATIONS WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WRONG SINCE PORTUGAL IS CLEARLY A DEVELOPED COUNTRY and some of the residents are inland, where there isn’t fishing, some may make wine, other may run tech companies…there are even Real Estate agents in Portugal…HOW dare I reduce them all to Fisherman, like fisherman are a bad thing, which they aren’t….it’s a hard fucking job, maybe the easily offended aren’t realizing that I am complimenting this bitch for her Fisherman heritage…it’s the only thing impressive about her, despite her strategic nudity….

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I just know that she’s looking better than usual….that could be the toplessness, maybe the being raised on a European diet of “real food”…or maybe it’s photoshop…who fucking cares…

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Sara Sampaio is forgetting that she’s just a fucking model and no one cares about her opinion on anything….so she produced 15 minutes of her yammering on about Mental Health claiming that she’s not making clickbait because I guess Mental Health is trending and she’s hopping on the bandwagon? I don’t know, I don’t speak Portuguese….

But then she decides to not create her “clickbait” that she’s outlining is not “clickbait”….wearing a white shirt, no bra, hard nips….OK BOOMER…we’re onto you and your menopausal daughter of a Fisherman LIES!

I also saw her speak and a conference about how she gets rewarded from Victoria’s Secret for the more scandalous clickbait shit she does, so she knows clickbait….

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Sara Sampaio looks a little too much like a Portuguese Fisherman / Tom Hanks who is also Portuguese….to really get me excited…in part because my first bosses at an internet company were Portuguese making me racist towards Portuguese people, only to learn after meeting actual Portuguese people, that they are in fact great people who embrace being the armpit of Europe according to the rest of Europe, making it a cheap travel destination to an amazing place with amazing food….that my Portuguese Racism is more directed at first generation Canadian Portuguese people because they fucking suck.

So Sampaio, the fisherman’s daughter, looking like a relation to those losers I once worked for, can’t be something I’d ever jerk off to….she’s beyond fucking average and how she became this “model” worthy of importing to america to work for the most coveted brand these whores, aka all whores crave to work for because it will mean that they are “Hot” by the mainstream standard…makes no sense to me…but it happened.

I guess now that Victoria’s Secret is half dying, she’s doing wet t-shirt contests with herself, which is really the level of “modelling” I’d peg her for, if it wasn’t for that whole VS thing that makes no sense….either way, she’s fighting to get the views like her dad fights with a sturgeon he’s trying to reel in that could feed the family for a month…. and this is how she’s doing…

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Sara Sampaio is doing some famewhoring, as all the other celebs this weekend were also doing, because I guess they all got paid by this restaurant called CATCH to have EVERY celebrity show up last night without their masks because restaurants are over and COVID was a fucking scam.

No masks, not COVID, no problem….we’re all a bunch of fucking idiots who have been manipulated by the fucking MAN…for whatever the fucking agenda was. Just look at the people who got rich off COVID and you’ll find the answer I guess….

That said, Sampaio may or may not be pregnant, but she’s definitely looking a lot like Tom Hanks, they are both Portuguese…IBERIAN PENINSULA brotherhood or some shit…and looking at her….makes me really question how she got cast by Epstein’s biggest ally – Victoria’s Secret.

The world is pure fucking corruption.

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